D.A.

human linguist

[D.A. @dizzyg0ld]

@VictoriaRoseK @missauntsam How about a career as an Advisor who can't take their own advice?

[D.A. @dizzyg0ld]

@Thetiagold I live in Kingwood. Whatcha got going?

[D.A. @dizzyg0ld]

@VictoriaRoseK Untrue, unkind, and completely uncalled for.

[D.A. @dizzyg0ld]

@IwriteOK Smells like the Jumanji reboot to me.

[D.A. @dizzyg0ld]

@TimbWithaB always watching. 📸📸

[D.A. @dizzyg0ld]

@TimbWithaB

[D.A. @dizzyg0ld]

@TimbWithaB A man before his time

[D.A. @dizzyg0ld]

@missauntsam Roommate...

[D.A. @dizzyg0ld]

It's somewhere in your small voice, quiet behind a choking desperation... But I can hear it's meaning when you speak in mere words to me; I understand the movement and vibrations of your tone each time you repeat, 'will you please pick up your shoes?'

[D.A. @dizzyg0ld]

@tragiccommons So I can't use any paraprosdokians; which is my favorite format. (Serious gif here)

[D.A. @dizzyg0ld]

@jessibelle53 My friend at CFA calls me Daniel. 😎

[D.A. @dizzyg0ld]

@TimbWithaB Thats why I have three.

[D.A. @dizzyg0ld]

@TimbWithaB Oh, you mean my friend, Timb Vasquez, who teaches your kids at school and at church, and who won the gold medal for being fast? Yeah, he's cool.

[D.A. @dizzyg0ld]

@TimbWithaB I do that with my dog.

[D.A. @dizzyg0ld]

@TimbWithaB Just have kids.

[D.A. @dizzyg0ld]

@TimbWithaB This is good. Get all your bad ideas out now. Smart.

[D.A. @dizzyg0ld]

@TimbWithaB (translate this tweet) I'm probably better at bass than Paul McCartney AND his body double.

[D.A. @dizzyg0ld]

@TimbWithaB *badum ts*

[D.A. @dizzyg0ld]

@TimbWithaB That kid is on another level.