Dizzy Von Damn, Esq.

fancy cat lady, death-obsessed ghoul, law person. she/her, disabilibabe

[Dizzy Von Damn, Esq. @dizzyvondamn]

Just remembered that somewhere out in the world there is an actual aired-on-tv clip of me covered in glitter and not much else after winning a burlesque competition and they asked what I plan to do next and I literally said “I’m going to the Star Trek experience!”

[Dizzy Von Damn, Esq. @dizzyvondamn]

How can I convince @cher to come to the burlesque hall of fame weekender as my guest

[Dizzy Von Damn, Esq. @dizzyvondamn]

I’ve had my septum ring (that everyone said was ugly and I’d grow past) for more than half my life now

[Dizzy Von Damn, Esq. @dizzyvondamn]

@DebbieTeee

[Dizzy Von Damn, Esq. @dizzyvondamn]

Accidentally saw the IMDb cast list and spoiled myself for how many episodes someone is in and now I’m just waiting for him to die 🫠🫠🫠

[L.A. Tenants Union @LATenantsUnion]

Homelessness has increased 9%. 278,000 households are behind on rent. 40,000 evictions have been filed since February.

Why is Los Angeles planning to raise the rent?

Join us on Monday morning at 8am at 1057 S. Western to march to demand NO RENT INCREASES!

[Dizzy Von Damn, Esq. @dizzyvondamn]

Inactive account policies need a safety for incarcerated folks. Imagine getting out and all your contacts, stored documents, everything gone. Starting over AGAIN.

[Dizzy Von Damn, Esq. @dizzyvondamn]

Bisexual Sophie’s choice:

[Dizzy Von Damn, Esq. @dizzyvondamn]

A pic of myself as a child that exudes the same energy as today

[Dizzy Von Damn, Esq. @dizzyvondamn]

BHOF2023

[Dizzy Von Damn, Esq. @dizzyvondamn]

They’re selling boner mints on tv but we’re the problem?

[mothman’s trick hip @hexidecima]

You’re driving in a movie scene: post your ride and what you’re listening to

[Dizzy Von Damn, Esq. @dizzyvondamn]

I am at least 3 of these things

[Dizzy Von Damn, Esq. @dizzyvondamn]

@myelessar I married a Sam (literally and metaphorically) and I tell him often “I’m glad you’re with me sam”

[Dizzy Von Damn, Esq. @dizzyvondamn]

If I could redo my bat mitzvah I’d disinvite my mother and the theme would be “cat fancy”

[Dr. Ashley | The Panicked Foodie @PanickedFoodie]

There is no good (i.e., acceptable to medical professionals) way of communicating how severe your pain is.

"I'm in severe pain." - means nothing

"I can't do my basic ADLs b/c of pain" -means nothing

"I'm suicidal because of my pain" - get sent to psych ward w/o relief

[Dizzy Von Damn, Esq. @dizzyvondamn]

“Hi I’m calling to see if my bite guard was approved?”

“All I Can tell you is we took the impressions.”

“Yes… I was there.”

[in charge of the girls @AmeriKraut]

american infrastructure is just hanging by a thread and hasn't been touched since the new deal. your representatives are fighting drag brunch.

[Dizzy Von Damn, Esq. @dizzyvondamn]

Also the brightness of my phone

[feygele 🧚🏼 @unclevanya69]

i made a migraine pride flag! it represents different levels of how dark i need my room to be when i have a migraine