✨ very tired ✨

nsfw 🔞. she/her. 30s. Not a role-model. mostly retweets and bad mchanzo doodles. Don't follow if you're underage, I'll have to block you.

[☽♡☾ 🔞 @sovngarde]

rocky and grace when everyone on erid wants to know what they did to pass the time on their 4-5 year long journey:

[arroz-caldo 🩸 || comms open! @dumbdummils]

this is the most stupidest, high effort shitpost i've ever made. enjoy ryland grace being the captain of invincible ii

#projecthailmary #inspacewithmarkiplier

[☆ Ghosty ☆ @smol_ghosts]

Grace: Apparently people are shipping us.

Simon: To WHERE?!

[Khyle. @khyleri]

YOINK!

[Nick Carlson @CarlsonPress]

In a world saturated with AI, this is like a welcome cry of relief

[☽♡☾ 🔞 @sovngarde]

Imagining Grace going home after a long day of teaching little pebbles to find Rocky waiting for him in bed posing like this all “Hey there big smart teacher boy why don’t you come teach this naughty rock a lesson-“ and Rocky getting all offended when Grace can’t stop laughing

[Tatja🫀 @tatjasng12]

Office Trouble (1/2)

#DungeonMeshi

[currynim @chilinim_]

project 2049 #grocky #gracerocky

[k (top 99% on OF) @how_do_i_pdf]

All my life I knew I was missing something. It was never love, money, or a sense of purpose. It was the sheep rice bowl.

[empty / nst_1004🎪 @emptyskiff]

simon i hope you'll tell him how you feel next time

#bloodymary #projecthailmary #goforitnakamura

[Emi Biruse @pawgwithabIog]

why does everyone wanna be disparaged during sex. why do no bottoms want to be loved and appreciated bro. i am programmed to lay pipe while thinking ILOVEYOUILOVEYOUILOVEYOU but nobody want that in this economy ig

[Kiri蛋挞 @Ki2ri5]

[Saiki K X OnePiece] you’re my least fav type of character (1/2)

[BUNNYDOG @reynarabi]

#perryshmirtz
Disguise mission🥃

[NOBUNAGA🇯🇵🏯_夏樹蒼依 @japan_nobunaga]

Stateside, a gas station. I drank a frozen blue beverage too quickly, and was struck down by a punishment this entire nation knows, and accepts, and has named.

The drink is called a slush. Ice, sweetness, and a blue that does not occur in nature. The day was hot. I was thirsty. I drank like a soldier at a river.

The pain arrived in my skull like a war horn.

Behind the eyes. Above everything. Total. I gripped the roof of my car. I may have made a sound.

"Brain freeze," said the cashier through the door, with no urgency whatsoever.

It has a NAME. The affliction is so common it has a household name, like a cousin.

"Tongue on the roof of your mouth," called a man at the pumps. He did not look over. He prescribed the remedy mid-pump, casually, the way one mentions weather.

I pressed my tongue to the roof of my mouth. The war horn faded. The healer nodded at his pump, finished, and was gone in a Chevrolet.

In my land, punishment follows crime by way of courts and seasons. Here, the sentence is instant. Drink with greed, and the ice strikes the mind directly. No trial. No appeal. Perfectly fair.

And here is what moves me. EVERYONE has felt it. The cashier. The healer. Children. Elders. An entire nation united by the same small lightning, all taught the same cure, all passing it on to strangers at gas stations, free of charge.

You cannot fully distrust a country once you know it shares one pain.

The freeze does not punish thirst. It punishes haste.

I finished the slush slowly, like a scholar. Blue tongue. Clear mind.

Then at the door I forgot everything, drank deeply, and was struck down again.

"Tongue, hon," said the cashier, without looking up.

Discipline is a journey.

[remy @sleeping_remy]

they were having a moment... #bloodymary

[y@ ||| PO 📌 @yayee_prsp_]

Lunch..

[ホ森 ᴴᴼᴹᴼᴿᴵ @ho_mori]

ポケ擬　No.078 / No.078-Galarian

[e 🩵 @taeminleaf]

i’m CTFU at this bookmark note on a fic😭😭

[🍉 Mikey loves usopp 🎭 ঌ৻(¬ ͜ ͡¬༶)ﾉঌ @lowkeyenjoyer]

it’s not fair he should’ve been a dilf living his best life and ragebaiting tf out of some kids for shits and giggles