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Apparently I'm just here to live tweet my misery.

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@DestinyBulletn so...uh...why is there no PVE only path on the pathfinder? why do i once again HAVE to do crucible/gambit? I thought pathfinder was supposed to alleviate being forced to do pve and pvp...

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@pacificstandard @imjdsharp @WhiteHouse That's literally not how it works. I don't have the time or will to teach you economics, but we literally can't just make money appear from nowhere. If we could, the US wouldn't be in debt. The VALUE of USD is essentially arbitrary now, but even that is even more econ...

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@imjdsharp @WhiteHouse Loans are loans. Someone's gotta pay it back. Doesn't matter where it goes, money doesn't come from nothing.

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@DragnBlaze @HugoHenrique_ff @playlostark Ok...but reaper when?

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@CrypoDigger @playlostark 8 hours is pretty common for overhauls of major systems. They said in a forum post that they are making some major changes to their anti-cheat, releasing a new event with new currency, etc. It's a lot of background work, not even including pushing client updates through steam.

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@playlostark sooooooo....uh....anyone there paying attention? Servers shutdown with 120 second notice with everyone losing tickets/runs/etc. You gonna come up for air for 2 seconds to tell us what happened?

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@Makadios @Tumbahippo @AungKyawSoe16 @playlostark I mean, I only ran it the first couple of days, but I got hit by the lightning and made 5th...people have probably adjusted since then, but it's not a 100% last place effect by far as long as you can use the skills and race lines effectively.

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@POTUS Honestly, fuck prayers. Prayers were for before Russia invaded. Prayers were for when Russia was stacking troops and munitions and supplies against the border, showing us their hand and letting us watch them stack the deck as the world did nothing. Prayers were for intervention.

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@StressedBirb @Funyarinpa999 Also, 100k really isn't much at all for a house anymore, pretty much anywhere. Even previously redlined neighborhoods are mostly over 100k now since house prices have shifted from real property value to investment. The 100k line is about where the 45/50k line was a few years ago.

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@StressedBirb @Funyarinpa999 To be fair, you don't actually need to pass an inspection to purchase a house. As long as it's not condemned, you can get insurance...if you can get insurance, you can waive liability and purchase the property as is. You can even get a mortgage specifically to finance repairs.

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@nvummii @jarvis Did you know that more than 50 common brands are owned by just 10 companies and even more when you look at subsidiaries and production contracts. 1 company owns most funeral homes. It's impossible to avoid in today's age. This isn't saying just accept it, but its inescapable.

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@nvummii @jarvis I'm not trying to cause a fight, just pointing out, what about phones? Do you not use them? You have android (google) or iPhone (apple), its a duopoly but it's just as bad (especially with apple's hyper proprietary bs and google managing Android "privacy"). Computers? 1/2

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@RichieHumps This picture is layers of comedy by itself...have fun.

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"Just wrap a few eggs in an ice pack and shove it up your ass! You'll shit out everything you've ever eaten ever!" - a TOP heart surgeon

"Don't....don't do that...who the fuck told you that...A HEART SURGEON? WHAT THE FU-" -a gastroenterologist

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@RichieHumps Let me let you all in on a little secret, they hate being called cisgendered. They hate when you tell them they like to play dress up in their cute little cowboy outfits. They hate when you say football is their personality or that football is an excuse rub up on each other. Etc.

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@itsPiNKII Find a male artist with small titties? I hear Laith Ashley is getting into the game. He could probably get down on some small titties chorus.

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@jp_noda While handling actually taking care of your computer, take your shit apart, blow out the dust, clean any stuck on ick with nylon brushes, 50/50 isopropyl/water and q-tips, and fully dry before putting it back together. Many speed/processing issues are caused by thermal throttling

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@grngcat @GeorgeTakei @Acyn @HC_Richardson Not because it's sacrilegious. It's your duty as per the Bible/Church to teach about christ/god/etc. If they know and reject god, you tried, done deal. So stfu, sit down, and close your eyes or change the channel. I can't stand gore but you dont see me demanding it stops."

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@grngcat @GeorgeTakei @Acyn @HC_Richardson I mean, my feelings on this are, "Why do you care if it's a choice or not? If it's a choice and you're right about them going against the will of god, then they're going to hell. That doesn't effect your afterlife. You're complaining because you think it's icky to you. 1/2

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@GeorgeTakei @Acyn @HC_Richardson I was looking for this tweet and I can't believe it came from a god damn legend. You are absolutely my favorite. Please, you and brad need to live to 1000 at least. Regale our descendents with tales of when star trek was fiction and fox news was actually a thing and lgbt was bad.