The girl Flo Rida sings about in Low was wearing apple bottom jeans, boots with the fur, baggy sweatpants, AND reeboks with the straps all at the same time so we must conclude that she was, in fact, a centaur. In this essay I will
I had a friend seriously hurt herself trying to get to class today because of a fall on the ice, but @UCOBronchos y’all keep on liking the tweets of people saying “roads were dry and we got some good classes in”