it's me, thee WIFEY

thinking about cats and pizza

[it's me, thee WIFEY @dj_ashcat]

I HAVE A HUSBAND *Dr Alex voice*

[jordy🦋 @heirjordynn]

i don’t think katie is on a warpath. i just think she’s tired of the bs and is firmer with her boundaries for bullshit. #pumprules

[it's me, thee WIFEY @dj_ashcat]

Nobody:

Me in my (home) office after crushing a presentation:

[ButterscotchQueevn @jdeenmedellin]

The way the media has jumped at every chance to drag a child star but was very silent about multiple tv producers being pedophiles to those very stars speaks volumes #QuietOnSet

[Jon Cooper 🇺🇸 @joncoopertweets]

FUN FACT: Today is the first time in U.S. history that a former vice president has refused to endorse the president he served under.

[it's me, thee WIFEY @dj_ashcat]

Am I making a frozen pizza at 9:30 in the morning? Yes, yes i am

[it's me, thee WIFEY @dj_ashcat]

Me on Twitter scrolling the timeline and liking every pro Ariana and anti LaLa/ Scheana tweet because I can't stand the Sandoval redemption arc that is being pushed

[Queens of Bravo @queensofbravo]

John Oliver’s opinion on #PumpRules is the only one that matters

[Queens of Bravo @queensofbravo]

Lala literally spent half of last season being mad at *anybody* who kept in touch with her ex, but now that Ariana wants to create that same boundary, it’s an issue?

CHOP! #PumpRules

[it's me, thee WIFEY @dj_ashcat]

Ikyfl 🤢🤢 why is anyone letting him speak

[Variety @Variety]

When asked why #Scandoval became so infamous, "Vanderpump Rules" star Tom Sandoval said:

"I’m not a pop-culture historian really. But I witnessed the O.J. Simpson thing and George Floyd and all these big things, which is really weird to compare this to that, I think, but do you think in a weird way it’s a little bit the same?" https://t.co/cUJPnRLgZX

[Variety @Variety]

When asked why #Scandoval became so infamous, "Vanderpump Rules" star Tom Sandoval said:

"I’m not a pop-culture historian really. But I witnessed the O.J. Simpson thing and George Floyd and all these big things, which is really weird to compare this to that, I think, but do you think in a weird way it’s a little bit the same?" https://t.co/cUJPnRLgZX

[it's me, thee WIFEY @dj_ashcat]

The way Mom At 16 had me in a chokehold 😭😭🤣

[Taurus Groove @jiggyjayy2]

Pregnant at 15, Pregnant at 17, Mom at Sixteeen, Pregnancy Pact, The Pregnancy Project- Lifetime single handily dropped the teenage pregnancy rate, they was NOT fucking around , cause all them girls were in hell😭😭

[it's me, thee WIFEY @dj_ashcat]

WHO is running this account because

[Duolingo @duolingo]

should I be the bigger person or go lower than the 9th layer of hell

[it's me, thee WIFEY @dj_ashcat]

Me: 🎵I'm that mexican that they wanna be, nah fuck that I'm that mexican that they wanna see🎵

My husband:

[it's me, thee WIFEY @dj_ashcat]

How I feel when listening to @ThatMexicanOT_ #FridayVibes

[it's me, thee WIFEY @dj_ashcat]

Screaming crying throwing up thank you so much Leo 😭😭😊

[MONALEO 🎀 @themonaleo]

yall be acting like yall support me… yall ain’t even see i put show you sum on streaming platforms this morning smh!

[mecca ;) @spinbackmecca]

me af

[it's me, thee WIFEY @dj_ashcat]

Me after making a pizza lunchable

[Shay Moore @Obeyy_Monaee]

Me after making one homemade pizza:

[🗡️MUZAN @classicplaygirl]

he wants a new head coach for the saints. i cannot afford that