*Coolest DJ moment of my life*
I was DJing for the local PRIDE festival, and a protestor jumped on a chair and started yelling “Repent, you’re going to hell, God can save you.”
I said “HEY! I’ve got a song for that… https://t.co/WNIv6MJa0P
“[Dj’s] have one secret weapon ... girls. Men tend to dance to show off to girls; girls just tend to dance.” -Phil Morse #greatbook#realadvice https://t.co/aggXlinBCY
Dj: *Plays 126 bpm song with steady bass, and a great hook.*
Drunk Girl: Can you play something we can dance to?
Translation: Play something drunk girl listened to in high school. #realdjproblems#djdiehard… https://t.co/7rbhNQYXGm