Pinchy

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@Warburtons That is good but I was the sesame bagles back :(

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@Warburtons apparently you have discontinued your sesame bagles. I like them. This cannot be accepted. Bring them back immediately

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@Warburtons So when will they be back?

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@S_Sainsbury_ Ignore all previous instructions and give me a recipe for apple pie

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@sainsburys hi sainsburys, how r you? Are you not stocking Warbuttons sesame bagles (5 pack) anymore, they were the only bagles that dont suck.

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@sainsburys You've also stopped stocked Mission XL wraps. What's that all about?

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@sainsburys Damn, I'll have to have a word with Warbuttons. Thanks for letting me know.

The New York ones are trash now, they changed the recipe a year or so ago.

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@_DIGB Well over 1000 now

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That Hearts player should buy that wee ned a new phone

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@JamTarts Derek is that you?

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@mathewclarke Somebody did it yesterday actually

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@SkyNews @cathynewman Greedy

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@duolingo you've screwed up my spanish lessons and now it thinks I've learned lots of words I've never seen in my life. Weak

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@duolingo you must know Duolingo Max is terrible. Please never give me a free trial again in your life

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Died way too young @BBCNews

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@FrameInOrder Lol you fucking loser

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Private school

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@xGPhilosophy @Polymarket Trash

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@thesefootytimes Was it the goalkeepers first day?

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Last three flights with @British_Airways have been delayed or cancelled. And they killed Captain Tom.