phil sy hoffman

Risk taker. Avoids conflict. Mets/Knicks supremacy.

[phil sy hoffman @dj_homework]

Howie I will hoist you on a chair in an eternal hora

[SNY Mets @SNY_Mets]

"How do you hope fans remember you?"

Howie Rose: "As one of them"

[phil sy hoffman @dj_homework]

The Peruvian band busking on the subway platform synced up perfectly with Labi Siffre in my headphones… felt like being raptured

[David Lynch @DAVID_LYNCH]

I'm pretty sure I'm connected to the moon.

[phil sy hoffman @dj_homework]

After completing the 2024 Hoult-fecta (Tri-Hoult-a?), the official rankings are as follows:

Juror #2
The Order
Nosferatu

[phil sy hoffman @dj_homework]

Blessed are the haters, for they shall inherit the earth

[Anthony DiComo @AnthonyDiComo]

Cespedes was asked if he's worried about slump.

"The only thing I'm scared of is death," he said, then corrected: "I'm not scared of that."

[phil sy hoffman @dj_homework]

I do apologize to the Phillies fans at Trionas on 3rd and 17th for the multiple flip-offs from an unnamed assailant (me in Keith Hernandez jersey)

[SNY @SNYtv]

"To be able to do it in front of the fanbase here at Citi Field for the first time is just a dream come true for me and everything I ever wanted when I got drafted."

Brandon Nimmo with @SteveGelbs:

[phil sy hoffman @dj_homework]

Incredible, they’re calling it the “three pointed hat” of pitching

[Codify @CodifyBaseball]

Chris Sale leads MLB with 17 wins.
Chris Sale leads MLB with a 2.35 ERA.
Chris Sale leads MLB with 219 strikeouts.

One guy leading MLB in all 3 categories is ridiculous.

[phil sy hoffman @dj_homework]

@sarahjaeleiber Are we following up the summer of shiva with funeral fall and widow’s winter

[phil sy hoffman @dj_homework]

This guy on the M is Walton Goggins-pilled. Not sure how else to describe it. Just cast him in a 2-3 season underappreciated HBO comedy

[phil sy hoffman @dj_homework]

Watching Knicks-Pacers, you finally understand Alex Garland’s Civil War (2024) (I will fight Midwesterners)

[phil sy hoffman @dj_homework]

I have watched the forbidden double feature (Last Temptation of Christ/Road House (2024))

[Klonopin Centaur @facetedcarapace]

The stuff going on with Boeing has been happening in every industry for a long time. All of the skilled individuals who actually *do* the job are understaffed and overworked while the administrative class of MBA vampires with email and PowerPoint jobs continues to grow.

[Haaretz.com @haaretzcom]

Jonathan Glazer was right: Jewishness and the Holocaust were hijacked by the occupation | Haaretz Editorial https://t.co/e3UBgXwhXc

[phil sy hoffman @dj_homework]

X Files guest star rotation is unparalleled. Jack black, Peter Boyle, bokeem woodbine in consecutive eps. Yes I should be working right now

[phil sy hoffman @dj_homework]

Love the all-American reframing of Volkswagen, the official car of Hitler™

[phil sy hoffman @dj_homework]

Been singing this to the tune of Hotel California for 20 min

[Taylor Swift @taylorswift13]

All’s fair in love and poetry... New album THE TORTURED POETS DEPARTMENT. Out April 19 🤍

https://t.co/WdrCmvLHyA

📷: Beth Garrabrant

[phil sy hoffman @dj_homework]

Sobbing, weeping in the bodega

[New York Basketball @NBA_NewYork]

"There were times when you wanted to be like me.

And now…I wish I could be like you when I was your age.

I love you…

Congratulations for making your first All-Star game."

–– Rick Brunson to Jalen Brunson