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how about science slumber parties?

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I got to stop spending money when I’m sad

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If my house was broken into the night before with my kids inside… I would not be at my friend’s house the next night without my children. #RHOBH #justsaying

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Be my friend please. I’m funny.

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I can’t wait to have a work bestie.

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We got 4. Lol

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0-3 year old egg hunt. Why are these parents rushing and grabbing all the eggs??? I see kids with like 20 eggs and some with 2. Like really?

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It’s so weird how petty someone can be to you. When isn’t reality I should be the petty one.

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“We used to sit in the bathroom and get high together. Now we sit in the bathroom while our kids play in the bath together”

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@TheKalenAllen IM HERE FOR IT

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I’m Lupita in the situation #Oscars

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Honestly scared to look at my credit card bill this month.

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Ready for a vacation

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@Hitman9089 My ass picked up more shifts for more Over time. Haha

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I need more days off haha

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You should never question a mother’s mother hood

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Just wanna dress pretty and go out with my girls and my gay.

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Just like that 👻 👻

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@TheMorganGour Perfect

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Didn’t see that one coming