nora rege

please like me

[nora rege @dj_pollypocket]

ok I need someone better at jokes and impressions than me to do lucille bluth at hamilton. I think I'm on to something.

[nora rege @dj_pollypocket]

@Fandango hi, I've emailed y'all 3 times in the last month with an issue & no one's responded. Can someone look into it?

[nora rege @dj_pollypocket]

At 17 I'd listen to "welcome to heartbreak" and be like "wow omg being ✨alone✨ how sad."

At 31 y/o I'm listening to" welcome to heartbreak" & let's just say my perspective has...changed.

Talking about a childfree life of travel, luxury, choices. Literally the dream lol.

[nora rege @dj_pollypocket]

an older coworker asked me to help him with some files he had to email to a professor.

he opened thirteen word documents and asked, one by one, if they were pdfs.

he was sending his DOCTORATE DEGREE PAPERWORK. 🤦🏼‍♀️

[GL @gldivittorio]

What if Pete Davidson’s penis is a completely normal size and he just texts women something that made him think of them every once in awhile

[nora rege @dj_pollypocket]

why do men, ranging from clear to aggressive about having kids or wanting them, match with women on dating apps who clearly say they are, and intend to remain, childfree?

this is not a rhetorical question someone please explain. it's EXHAUSTING.

[nora rege @dj_pollypocket]

watching a woman in the airport clip her nails, while standing 5 meters away from a trashcan. people are the fucking worst.

[nora rege @dj_pollypocket]

hold up I have to pay for parking at the damn emergency room????

[nora rege @dj_pollypocket]

but thanks to @GobletOfWinePod I now know that the English use of "punting" is different from the American use.

and I'm a little disappointed.

[nora rege @dj_pollypocket]

y'all there is a scene in Harry Potter where two students turn a hallway into a swamp (iconic).

the staff cannot rectify this so they take to what is described as "punting" students across.

A HILARIOUS IMAGE IN A CHILD'S MIND, LET ME TELL YOU.

[nora rege @dj_pollypocket]

I have a list

[nora rege @dj_pollypocket]

I want to get married just so I can NOT invite a bunch of people

[nora rege @dj_pollypocket]

AND THE PA WAS BROKEN wow what a day 😀

[nora rege @dj_pollypocket]

non teachers cannot possibly understand the dopamine hit that comes when a student, in front of the whole class, says "oh yeah miss, you were right"

a week's worth of serotonin right there

[nora rege @dj_pollypocket]

AND THEN THIS. what a day. this feeling should be bottled and sold

[nora rege @dj_pollypocket]

my 70 year old parents live in this community 😳

[Jessi Schultz @JessiSchultzTV]

HAPPENING RIGHT NOW: Nordonia Schools’ Board of Education meeting is not starting because parents refuse to put masks on. Board pres. says he’s calling the police. #WEWS

[nora rege @dj_pollypocket]

just found out that the OG research that detailed the idea of alphas/betas in wolf packs is completely bogus and inaccurate... I am absolutely thrilled and am about to take every disappointing man who uses that language to fucking TASK let's gooooo

[nora rege @dj_pollypocket]

y'all probably knew this but airpods sink REAL fast

[nora rege @dj_pollypocket]

the best boy on all of love island is iain stirling change my mind

[nora rege @dj_pollypocket]

reading about the discovery of E. coli and remembered the time I told a non-English speaking student that I was out the previous day with food poisoning and he spent a week trying to figure out who poisoned me before I realized he didn't understand ☠