DJ

I'm not a DJ, that's actually my name. Stop sending me your mixtapes.

[DJ @DJ_Self_]

@WillNotSmall I’m gonna start giving you money to bet Jesus Christ

[Baseball Bros @BaseballBros]

This throw by Nolan Arenado 😱

[DJ @DJ_Self_]

In all honesty if the corona doesn’t kill me during this quarantine liver failure definitely will.

[phil @warmfourloko]

well damn jackie i can’t control the coronavirus

[DJ @DJ_Self_]

I’ve drank more than a half a handle of Jim Beam tonight and if that doesn’t kill the Corona Virus then idk what the fuck can.

[DJ @DJ_Self_]

Dropping out of college and getting a job in the trades was a great call for me, but now when people tell me I’m an alcoholic I can’t say “I’m in college, doesn’t count” anymore lmao

[David Tra @entralada]

all three diseases sharing the same symptoms

[Men's Humor @MensHumor]

WHICH ONE YOU GOT!?!?!

[DJ @DJ_Self_]

Dudes legs just never stopped moving

[Barstool Chicago @barstoolchicago]

No one can or will ever do it like Sweetness did

[Chicago Cubs @Cubs]

Rizz and KB are naturals on the mic.

[DJ @DJ_Self_]

@abbyselfpity Amen

[DJ @DJ_Self_]

@Hesebeckb

[Adam Sandler @AdamSandler]

25 years today and yet the jury’s still out: shampoo or conditioner?
Love, Billy.

[DJ @DJ_Self_]

@7taylorsmith Mainly so farmers have more daylight during harvest season.

[Bryn Morgan @B_Morgan53]

You’re a pussy

[DJ @DJ_Self_]

Idc how young, 10 is a little shit head.

[NBARetweet @RTNBA]

No.50 = 🐐 https://t.co/dlfwFBJsv9

[Because I'm a Guy @CauseWereGuys]

Me on New Years Eve

[ellie schnitt @holy_schnitt]

how does she know 🥺 how does she know how to play jenga im actually crying rn