Simmo

Oxford Physics grad. Former banker. Music producer. Boxing and Chess enthusiast, not at the same time

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With a population of 8 billion people the probability that the most powerful person in the World is also the craziest must be vanishingly small, and yet here we are

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@mypalal Maybe he could do it at the MOBO awards

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@Keir_Starmer You've got to go bro, what the fuck are we even doing?!

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Finding out that Americans fuck their cousins every thanksgiving explains a lot about the country to be honest

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@BenCaswellMN It would also appear that it is possible to post a tweet without having a brain

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@triggerpod You cannot give more than 100%! If you tell me you're going to give 110% I just assume you're an idiot

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@SwipeWright Is that a Russian Grey? If so, Kilmouski

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@kjngamer Expedition 33 and it's not even close

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@expedition33 Just got to the end of Act 1...seriously?!

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@zx_sci_john @PippaCrerar @BenKentish I think Science Dodger would be a more appropriate name

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@DrEricDing @PopBase @royermattw This is pseudo-scientific nonsense, given some of your threads over the years I would have expected better from you

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@RupertLowe10 We've had two arrests for book burning in the past few weeks, has this issue been raised in the House?

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@VoWalesOfficial @GethHicks @MailOnline this is the town in Wales you ran a story on a few days ago

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@PentecostJesse @RubyRen93 @NintendoAmerica I agree. They're hosting hands-on sessions throughout April, why do that then wait until it's faded from people's memories? June would be my guess too

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@realpeteyb123 @_DHOTYA

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@SynthPotato Dead Space Remake was really good too

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@vds2022 @syptweet Tough job holding off the advances of Skynet

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@TheEnemiesPE3 The bloopers episode will be just 8 hours of Bret Hart swearing

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@ProzacNightmare @HouseOfHorrorCo I feel like not enough people have seen this movie, it's easily up there with the best of the genre

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@Liam_CFC13 @redboy197777 @MichaelBensonn A Chelsea fan that supports men hitting women. One of the least surprising things on Twitter