dja75

Described as sarcastic by my Sunday School teacher. 46 years later he still gets nervous when he sees me. Grandma of boys, certifiably normal.

[dja75 @dja751]

@BhattiLaib9960 The color does look a bit harsh and industrial, but it will soften over time. What you reallly need are some freakin’ trees. That will help keep the neighborhood cooler.

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@MysterySolvents Posing to try and connect with us elderly poors by sitting by some grandma’s shell collection on HER mother’s étagère that no one is allowed to dust but grandma.

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@0liviajulianna Brilyn is a girl’s name, right? Is Brilyn trans or were his parents just hateful?

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@HistorianUSA1 So fake. Grandma here isn't a legend, she's a liar. Just a list of everything MAGA's "think" liberals do.

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@Avabelly__ No shoes in the house. Solves all your problems. My carpet was laid in 1974-ish and is still holding up.

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@HistorianUSA1 The fact that she was at a Chick-fil-A is incidental...she's attained age 60 without ever going thru a drive-thru of any type. The first time trying not to hit stanchions and poles can be intimidating. She could have parked and walked in. Where has she been living?

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@beyoncegarden OMG I have a friend who does that...it's so weird.

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@ChristnNitemare Women who have been trained since birth to always have a smile on their face come off as cray-cray. Do men who see that grimace in the marriage bed really think she's happy, when they really should be scared to ever fall asleep?

[Steve Martin @UnrealBluegrass]

@Acyn @isabellabc I would think 100% of "children" wouldn't make it in the US military.
They're children. Occasionally a second grader who had been held back a year and then had an early growth spurt might make it through the obstacle course.

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@Acyn Because they aren’t old enough?

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@NotSlapVII @TaraBull So because I think a woman should be able to wear whatever style of bathing suit she feels like on the day without her husband “thinking less of her” for choosing the cute tankini, that has something to do with whether I have a significant other?

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@mafifi0 his hands when I came out and went to sink next to him. I smiled, he said "oh wow, did I miss the sign on the door?" and we went on with our days. I'm surprised he didn't clock the lack of urinals.

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@mafifi0 I shared a bathroom with a full-grown straight male stranger the other day and I was fine with it. Door to bathroom had been propped open for cleaning. I was in a stall when I heard him come in, he went in first stall to pee (without closing door, mind you) ad then was washing...

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@KarenHoward42 @Suzierizzo1 My store did. We are not a store where you would expect to find them and none of us knew that the dumplings were popular (until I Googled them.) No one behaved like this, no one got greedy, and a lot of little kids were so happy.

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@NotSlapVII @TaraBull You would think less of your wife if she DIDN'T wear a thong at the beach? Really? So if she isn't showing everything, you think she isn't worthy of your love? Poor woman.

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@TaraBull Where does one even buy a shirt like that?

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@drtod1000 @atrupar Not all voter id laws are written sensibly. If you start turning away female voters because they aren’t carrying marriage certificates and divorce decrees in their purses every day, that is a badly/written law. Is my son in law supposed to carry his adoption papers every day?

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@ptothebm @atrupar @jaketapper Where’s the logic in your statement about secret ballots?

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@drtod1000 @atrupar How come you only say they are rigged when your guy loses? Do you think your side is pure as the driven snow?

[The Blue Torch @_TheBlueTorch]

fucking brilliant 🔥