Lasse Plume

Almost blind, social phobic, goat enthusiast. We are all clichés.
(caution: may be nsfw and tmi)

[Lasse Plume @djaliplume]

Dear Batman, please give me a sign that you are real

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this fucking shithole

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i'm the Fat Bastard teary confession from Austin Powers, only without the funny.

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@brentosaur You cared enough to reply. Thanks for playing.

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justine bateman made me sad

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that one only took two tries!

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i ate all my feelings, i'm going to have to order some more. What's the number for UberFeels again?

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Funny, that one posted in the first go. Whenever I mention hitler or trump or elon or shit like that it takes 7 tries for the post to go through oh well

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It's not too late to steal the election, come on. Lets go.

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Warning: If you're still on AIM, don't send me any messages the next few days. My away messages are going to be fucking brutal.

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"Vance says he lost friends over Trump support"
I can't believe becoming the running mate of someone you literally compared to Hitler could have unforeseen consequences oh no, anyway

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the dream of a great dragon that eats the world

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At least you know for the next day or so, when you see someone trending you don't have to fear that they died, it's just something about who they're voting for.

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Can someone get an AI to make a version of the Ultima 7 intro that replaces The Guardian with Trump?
I'll just sit here and wait.

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@grlwflowrtattoo All hail the comet, we welcome the kindness of your blessed cleansing.

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cant wait for this election to be over so we can move on to whatever disaster is next

[Lasse Plume @djaliplume]

9½ Weeks but it's me and soup.

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can we crowdfund ralph bakshi's lord of the rings part 2?

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i have a head that aches. push it make the beats go harder

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Ah, finally noted scientist Mel Gibson has released his analysis of Kamala's IQ. Now that's out of the way he can get back to the racism, violence and misogyny! WHO WANTS TO EAT HOORAY.

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@AmethystPearlx Haha. Well at least they're still alive. I maybe should have googled that before posting.

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i hope when the olsen twins are like 90 they 'll get together and do a full house spinoff where michelle is suffering from split personality syndrome and they're just both playing awful granny vicious violent mentall ill sick fucks, option my fanfic if you need