Gil Uzi Bert

USMC veteran. Music lover. Tattoo enthusiast. Aspiring stay-at-home husband. Amateur hypeman. 🇺🇸🇬🇹🇲🇽
DJ Alpha Beto

[Gil Uzi Bert @djalphabeto]

How the FUCK did carrier pigeons work???

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Spanglish ads are so funny to me because of how oddly specific they are

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I'm for the acceptance and inclusion of no sabo kids within the Hispanic community but we have to keep making fun of them for not knowing Spanish. It's for their own good

[seth | sunny 18 @pqdres]

Arguably this is more accurate today than it was in 2007

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@DJ_KA5 @pollocampero I'll always remember visiting my family in Guatemala as a kid and eating plátano frito con frijoles negros for breakfast at a local McDonald's

[Gil Uzi Bert @djalphabeto]

@WillemDaFr0 Agreed. Minimal tech house is redundant by nature but is also a lame excuse for low-effort house music with no groove. I'm patiently waiting for this tech house epidemic to come to an end

[Gil Uzi Bert @djalphabeto]

We need to normalize dancing to start the day as well as sobering up at the end of an all-nighter at somewhere other than Waffle House

[Gil Uzi Bert @djalphabeto]

Dancing should not be confined to only between the hours of 10 pm to 2 am Friday and Saturday nights. What if instead I wanted to start my day with a little coffee and some dancing?

[Gil Uzi Bert @djalphabeto]

The whole early bird community has been underrepresented and deprived of dance spaces

[Yo Gabba Gabbagool @djnickdavis_]

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I had to 🤷🏾‍♂️ @ all my DJs

[Gil Uzi Bert @djalphabeto]

@djnickdavis_ I don't know anybody's name and I'm too embarrassed to ask

[Gil Uzi Bert @djalphabeto]

@blawrencedub I was surprised too haha

[THE BIGGEST HATER @BigGhostLtd]

I know Pusha T just looking for anything he can misinterpret as a sub directed at him rn so he can jump off the porch n go demonic

[Gil Uzi Bert @djalphabeto]

@PHNM I know this came out in 2010 but I've been playing Never Say Never by Justin Bieber with Jaden Smith and it goes off with the right crowd

[Trizzy Gillespie @atrak]

The biggest misunderstanding of this whole parasocial era is : most ppl whose personas are well suited for social media / media in general are kinda dysfunctional in regular interpersonal scenarios.

Aka: most of your faves are weirdos.

And it’s fine, just don’t mix those up.

[Gil Uzi Bert @djalphabeto]

I've been trying to find a pair of reasonably priced Nike Cortez for years. I hate "shoe culture" for making that impossible

[IWas_VelvetJones @IVelvetjones]

Insanity

[Gil Uzi Bert @djalphabeto]

@DJMarkCutz_ I assume it kinda works the same as smelling salts to help wake you up briefly

[Gil Uzi Bert @djalphabeto]

@paimonalipour @Elekt___ Exactly!

[Gil Uzi Bert @djalphabeto]

@paimonalipour Songs I could play in their entirety are No Hands, The Motto, Only, F'ing Problem