Andres Guzman

Chicago Wedding DJ | Andres Guzman 🎧 Weddings • Corporate • Nightlife 💍 Stress-free weddings, packed dance floors 📅 2026 bookings open

[Andres Guzman @djandresguzman]

I can’t statistically prove it but I’m almost certain that Sisqo single handily increased the sales of thongs in the 2000’s.

[Andres Guzman @djandresguzman]

Arguing over sync is so last season. Arguing over no phones at the event is in right now. (Makes "Blue Steel" look.)

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@TheCinesthetic Boardwalk Empire

[Chicago Bears @ChicagoBears]

Chicago, meet Caleb 🤝

[Chicago Sky @chicagosky]

With the 7th pick of the 2024 WNBA Draft, we select Angel Reese from LSU

Welcome to Skytown, @Reese10Angel!

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Just seen a Kohl’s commercial with Stardust’s “Music Sounds Better With You” ….life comes at you fast lol!

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Gary Vee wants to buy the Jets. I want to buy the Bears because they obviously have no clue what they are doing or show a willingness to put a solid team together. Smh 🤦🏻‍♂️

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Sometimes I miss using Scratch Live. #backinmyday #getoffmylawn

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True!

[lil duval @lilduval]

It’s a lot of great music out here right now. People just don’t care as much as they think they do. Only kids search for music. When u grown music gotta find u. Otherwise u playing what u grew up on

[Instymatic - Insty Does it! @instymatic]

Nothing more humbling than DJing at an empty venue.

[Andres Guzman @djandresguzman]

Yesterday was Taco Tuesday, but today is National Taco Day? Whatever excuse you want to use to get tacos, I'm down! 🌮 #NationalTacoDay

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Welp….😐

[Chicago Bears @ChicagoBears]

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Someone is going to be 1-3 after this game. Hoping it’s Da Bears! Watch they tie…

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You could be the greatest DJ in the world, but if nobody knows you, that's your fault! Don't tell them; show them!

[Mark Potash @MarkPotash]

The Broncos are two-point favorites over the Bears on the road next week — after losing by 50 points on Sunday. That says it all.

[JustinTheDJ @Justin_TheDJ]

DJing is like cooking, you gotta drop it like it’s hot and mix it up just right! 🔥🍕

[Andres Guzman @djandresguzman]

“The more you love music, the more music you love.” - Tom Moon

[Andres Guzman @djandresguzman]

Don’t take people back that have quit on you before. This applies to jobs, relationships, friendships, family, everything. If they quit on you once, they will quit on you again. Not worth the time or effort.

[Andres Guzman @djandresguzman]

@whitesox @IllinoisLottery Beat 3 different teams(Indians, Tigers and Twins) 3 days in a row.