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Let Your Light Shine.

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@BuckeyeEmpire @baldridgedb Thanks so much bro! Enjoy!

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If Extra Toasty Cheezits are perfectly toasted, why don’t we call the normal ones Under Toasty Cheezits. You tell me what’s fair …

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Is there anything more intimate than trying to insert your credit card while the drive thru lady works, with equal focus and delicacy, to help you insert it?

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Why doesn’t the ice in ice makers stick together?

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@Marlins Hey @Marlins -- ya'll come back now ya hear? #ChopOn

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The Red Wedding hurts to watch every time! Bleh ...

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I don’t care what happens tomorrow ... shoulda gone Hannah G.

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This Jax is a real piece of work!

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Book stores smell so damn good.

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Just discovered wool socks. Why are cotton socks?

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@mtsobol NEXT.

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@mtsobol Sweet Home Alabama

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Remember when a #1 at Chick-fil-A was like $6.50?

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Finally all caught up on Real Housewives of Atlanta. Somehow took longer than Game of Thrones and somehow more controversial.

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What’s more condescending than getting a confirmation email confirming that you just unsubscribed from an email list?

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I think I’d pay $350ish dollars to watch Gordon Ramsey run a Waffle House kitchen.

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If chickens were bigger, would they eat us?

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Pro tip: if you have a coworker that won’t leave you alone, tell them Casper was your first crush, and they won’t be bothering you anymore.

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Harry may be the boy who lived, but he still needs readers even with elite magical talent. Meanwhile, Voldemort lived on the back of dude’s head for a whole year undetected (no readers needed). You tell me who the real 🐐 is.

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So I’m watching this Wendy Williams show thing. Is the idea just be mean for an hour? I’m not opposed, just curious.