Daniel Bernstein

[Daniel Bernstein @djbernstein77]

It’s days like these im quite happy im not managing social media at a top student newspaper in the country so i dont have to monitor comments anymore :)

[Daniel Bernstein @djbernstein77]

I will not tolerate any slander towards the pink panther

[Georgia Coley @artwithinpod]

when I was a kid, it seemed obvious to me that The Pink Panther movie was a Roger Rabbit style mystery comedy about Steve Martin as a human detective solving burglaries by an animated Pink Panther. years later I found out the panther is only in the title sequence. some bullshit.

[Daniel Bernstein @djbernstein77]

I can’t believe I actually got some friends to watch bb bc the first episode they saw led off with the Jankie world song

[Daniel Bernstein @djbernstein77]

Weirdest night of my life. Maybe second behind the night at the airport enterprise car rental

[Daniel Bernstein @djbernstein77]

Too three most screwed over entities of 2026: Genevieve, Kamu, and the Western Michigan football team

[Daniel Bernstein @djbernstein77]

How much did we pay Big College Football for that win?

[Daniel Bernstein @djbernstein77]

*second to last

[Daniel Bernstein @djbernstein77]

THAT WAS THE LAST THROW YOU HAD UP YOUR ASS BRYCE UNDERWOOD WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT

[Daniel Bernstein @djbernstein77]

Mlbadmin you the only good part of bb twitter this year

[MLB @MLB]

Devens volunteering himself as a pawn and then becoming the house target 😭 #BB28

[Daniel Bernstein @djbernstein77]

I feel like it is important to re-emphasize this

[Daniel Bernstein @djbernstein77]

Reacher is like the epitome of television

[Daniel Bernstein @djbernstein77]

Ah yes the ol “tornado warning at work so now we’re all gathered in the basement”

[Daniel Bernstein @djbernstein77]

Accusations aside have we considered that James Franco is just not a good actor?

[Variety @Variety]

The Venice Film Festival considered premiering a new serial killer movie with Vincent Gallo and James Franco.

Festival director Alberto Barbera says "we didn't care" about having Franco attend because it has already been several years since James Franco fell somewhat off the radar. He has started making films again in Italy recently. There are at least two films that have come out without any particular negative reaction toward him. So we were not concerned because of his presence in the film. That wasn’t the issue for us."

https://t.co/2YqpTOJsZI

[Daniel Bernstein @djbernstein77]

The most underrated hilarious moment in Hell’s Kitchen history has to be in rookies vs vets when Chris is quitting and someone walks in the pantry and Christine shoves the door and says “can you just fuck off?”

[Daniel Bernstein @djbernstein77]

GEAUT BRIESKE IS BACK‼️‼️

[Tigers PR @DetroitTigersPR]

The Tigers today activated OF Riley Greene off the 10-day injured list and recalled RHP Beau Brieske from Triple-A Toledo.

Detroit's active roster now stands at 28 players.

[Daniel Bernstein @djbernstein77]

How do mlb team group chats work? Do you get kicked out if you get sent down?

[Daniel Bernstein @djbernstein77]

Not to mention the revoking of environmental regulations, willingness to sell part of a national park for private equity, vaccine misinformation, and a hint of genocide but what do I know I’m just a stupid Gen Z dude all my opinions have to be wrong

[Daniel Bernstein @djbernstein77]

Socialism but not the people who are actively trying to put data centers everywhere, add flock cameras to every intersection, and engaging in some of the most blatant racism and Islamophobia I’ve seen in my life but yes it’s the DSA that’s the problem fuck this party man

[NewsWire @NewsWire_US]

Four House Democrats Introduce Amendment Condemning Socialism and the DSA

Rep. Josh Gottheimer (NJ)
Rep. Hillary Scholten (MI)
Rep. Tom Suozzi (NY)
Rep. Jared Moskowitz (FL)

[Daniel Bernstein @djbernstein77]

We’re two for two so far!

[Daniel Bernstein @djbernstein77]

Is the twist that all of these are gonna be survivor challenges?

[Daniel Bernstein @djbernstein77]

What does Scott Harris have against max anderson?