My son's school sports day has a parent race every year. Last year I came second to a twat who gave me a smug look after the race. Since then I've been training twice a week to get faster and this year I absolutely thrashed him. Worth it.
Genuinely never wished a player to go on and do well so much. Just didn’t work out at City for whatever reason yet always had a smile on his face regardless.
A stockbroker named Nicholas Winton saved the lives of 669 Czechoslovakian children, most of them Jewish, by taking them to England.
He never told his wife what he had done. He refused to take credit until his wife found a scrapbook of the children he had saved and gave it to the BBC. This is what a real hero looks like.
'You're not allowed to use loyalty points, gift cards, foodbank vouchers & actually I'm going to announce that we will accept, illegally, all of them today.'
Iceland boss Richard Walker announces a price cut on baby formula, risking an unlimited fine by advertising the discount.
From Wrexham to YouTube and back to Wrexham, Ben Foster's career hasn't been short of entertainment. After his penalty heroics in the National League title race yesterday, let's take a look back at the career of a friggin ledge👊
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@_lknighty@SpecialKBrook Best thing about boxers is not matter what they are doing…..dancing, line of bag, anything….they always finish it with a short combo 🤣
In a tournament costing a quarter of a trillion, designed to rehabilitate a dictatorship, with every move PR-optimised & choreographed, the fact that one enduring image of the whole thing will be a goalkeeper pretending a golden glove statue is his willy will never not be funny.