Daniel Wheeler

Lucasian professor, bon viveur, raconteur and music snob

[Ryanair @Ryanair]

if you clap when we land

we’ll clap when you leave

[Daniel Wheeler @djbwheeler]

@SodoC Squeaked a draw at the end 👍⚽️

[Matt from Consett @mattfromconsett]

They seriously missed a trick here with this job advert, surely it should’ve read…

‘Are You Experienced?’

[Daniel Wheeler @djbwheeler]

@kpfquinn Terrific. What a venue to do Park Run 👍

[Daniel Wheeler @djbwheeler]

Given Boris Johnson is looking to switch from Uxbridge to the safe seat of Henley, should such moves purely for personal gain be outlawed? Will the electorate accept such a move? #TRIPLive

[Bryan’s Gunn @bryansgunn]

World Cup final goals as they went in, minute by minute

1966-2018

[Daniel Wheeler @djbwheeler]

@AKingstonyouth Thank you to a special club with wonderful coaches, parents and kids. We take many happy memories with us and wish you all the very best

[Daniel Wheeler @djbwheeler]

One of the greatest shows ever made

[Sarah Olney @sarahjolney1]

“There are decades where nothing happens and there are weeks where decades happen” - Vladimir Ilyich Lenin.

[Daniel Wheeler @djbwheeler]

@JasonLAR81 Hopefully Rabiot and Arnoutovitc get us out of this mess 🤦‍♂️

[Daniel Wheeler @djbwheeler]

@JasonLAR81 Start McFred every season and expect a different result. Beyond shambolic. You can have the 3pts in March, too 👍🙈

[Daniel Wheeler @djbwheeler]

@reigatepete @kpfquinn @AndyB_73 @SodoC

[Joe @MrJoeGooch]

Performing classic adverts as serious drama:
Birds Eye Steakhouse Grills (1982)

[Daniel Wheeler @djbwheeler]

@IdMjones Jeez, this is difficult to read. I’m so sorry, I have followed you for a while and enjoyed your insight and take on all things Utd (not always agreed btw😉). But I’m rooting for you and hope somehow there is a path out of this for you #UTFR

[Daniel Wheeler @djbwheeler]

Gave so much to music. Such a loss.

https://t.co/Za52CG1zJG

[mark lanegan @marklanegan]

Our beloved friend Mark Lanegan passed away this morning at his home in Killarney, Ireland.  A beloved singer, songwriter, author and musician he was 57 and is survived by his wife Shelley.  No other information is available at this time. We ask Please respect the family privacy

[BBC Press Office @bbcpress]

The @BBC is something that belongs to all of us. #ThisIsOurBBC

[Daniel Wheeler @djbwheeler]

@JasonLAR81 @BBCNews But why wait until 2025? #Coldplay #GodHelpUs

[Daniel Wheeler @djbwheeler]

@reigatepete @thegraceldn Never heard of them

[Madlug™ @wearemadlug]

We're over the moon to be recognised as one of the top social enterprises by the Natwest SE100 Index. It's thanks to your support that we are able to win awards like this and, more importantly, tell every child that they are incredible. #ValueWorthDignity

[Daniel Wheeler @djbwheeler]

Lads, its Ukraine #Eng #NothingCanGoWrong