Whitney McWeekend

musings & amusements & muses & music

[Whitney McWeekend @djcatnap]

today I did that protective arm mom move when slamming on breaks to the McDonald’s bag in my passenger seat. Happy Mother’s Day to me!

[Whitney McWeekend @djcatnap]

this is definitely an oversimplification but come on, people-social distance and stay inside now (in march)- so we can have a normal summer!

[Whitney McWeekend @djcatnap]

getting ready in morning *throws article of clothing on bed*, Cat “hmm yes I shall plan my entire days activity around lying on/beside that”

[Whitney McWeekend @djcatnap]

honest query:did hugging as a greeting become a more popular thing in year 2000 or is grde 7 just when you start doing that and always after

[Whitney McWeekend @djcatnap]

Was being so mindful of staying out of the blind mans way then realized it was just a roll of wrapping paper he was walking with

[Whitney McWeekend @djcatnap]

two important details of my life as of late: my uber driver is VERY proud of me/ I like pepperoni pizza now

[Whitney McWeekend @djcatnap]

@rogerxgalvez You are and always will be the best tweeter of all time

[Whitney McWeekend @djcatnap]

god bless u, convenience store owners who put their candy & chocolate NOT at front of shop so I can deliberate in timely and private fashion

[Whitney McWeekend @djcatnap]

Can someone please explain concert etiquette to the 15 year olds!? You're supposed to have FUN!

[Whitney McWeekend @djcatnap]

Tfw life is so busy that laying in a dentist chair while he drills in a filling is your only moment to relax and reflect.

[Whitney McWeekend @djcatnap]

Based on the two primary examples in my life, I'm just gonna safely assume any man I'm speaking on the phone to is sitting on the toilet.

[Whitney McWeekend @djcatnap]

will babysit your children for FREE and happily introduce them to Aqua's Aquarium. Thank me later!

[Whitney McWeekend @djcatnap]

If I see a cute old lady on street; put phone away,take out headphones, extreme eye contact & smile, Hope she thinks I'm a nice young lady!

[Whitney McWeekend @djcatnap]

Only thing I can guarantee in this life: invite me to a wedding & I'll be on nickname basis with one of your relatives by end of night

[Whitney McWeekend @djcatnap]

"Wait- was Brad Weemhoff even real?"

[Whitney McWeekend @djcatnap]

"This isn't a sexist thing, but I'd pay anyone $5 to give me a backrub right now. (*my face goes blank*) No? $6!?"

[Whitney McWeekend @djcatnap]

Final snack: haribo star mix- gummy fried eggs,diamond rings,bears, coke bottles. Who made this mix and called it star mix and not trashbag

[Whitney McWeekend @djcatnap]

First time I had these wafer cookies was on a train in Europe and it feels real good to have 'em with me on this journey. Def fave snack yet

[Whitney McWeekend @djcatnap]

Ah bean salad on a picnic bench at an Ontario reststop- there are such few pleasures in life like that one.

[Whitney McWeekend @djcatnap]

driving through tiny town called Tweed and I wanna stay here! Fish n' chips truck called "Belly Busters" & an old school orange Beer Store