Donovan 🇧🇸

Bahamian | Cloud Native Architect | Developer ☁💻⛱

Owner of an opinion or two. Bahamian dialect practitioner. Not a spokesperson for affiliates.

[Donovan 🇧🇸 @djcharding]

Hi, people whose names are more than 7 characters, why y'all hate me?

My little memory really don't be trying to hold on to those 8+ characters.

[Donovan 🇧🇸 @djcharding]

Ignorance. Mind you, they often tell you that you can check your roller bags at the gate for free.

If I decide to put my single item (carry on/personal item) in the bin to save myself the discomfort of limited leg space during the flight... then check your big ass bag.

[chris evans @notcapnamerica]

Entitlement. Mind you, they tell you you can put the shit up there AFTER the roller bags are in.

[Qadi @Bigqadi]

Walking alone through a foreign city at night, realizing how far you’ve come. Top 3 peak moments ever.

[Donovan 🇧🇸 @djcharding]

Snapchat + ADHD really makes no sense

[Donovan 🇧🇸 @djcharding]

Low key can't seem to stop thinking about solar this month.

[Donovan 🇧🇸 @djcharding]

I realized I could use `y = mx + b` to approximate the hour when the pool's temp will be warm enough for a swim based on graphs from the pool thermometer app.

[Donovan 🇧🇸 @djcharding]

People who say they don't use the things they learned in school... how?!

[Donovan 🇧🇸 @djcharding]

Morgan Heritage still ain't missing in 2026.

Especially when Gramps come in... 🎶🎵

[Donovan 🇧🇸 @djcharding]

Well, it looks like my Open Claw just unalived itself.

[Donovan 🇧🇸 @djcharding]

Shhhhh!

As a power user, I'm afriad of those legacy menus disappearing forever and taking their granular controls away with them.

[Elvin @elvin_not_11]

it's beautiful that I can traverse through 25 years of UI design history by clicking 3 times on Windows 11.

[Donovan 🇧🇸 @djcharding]

Can't argue with this, but also, I just can't help but feel I'm gonna be in a foreign country and won't be able to download that localized, region-locked app I need, and it'll make me toss my phone into a river.

[Android Developers @AndroidDev]

📣 Sideloading is here to stay.

Users will be able to install apps from unverified developers via a new advanced flow, which includes safeguards that stop scammers and maintain choice.

Learn more about how Android developer verification is evolving → https://t.co/eQWedAMc4t

[Donovan 🇧🇸 @djcharding]

Please enjoy my @SamsungMobile 26 Ultra's AI-edited rendition of me after I checked my @Ubiquiti UDM Pro's logs for my home network and realized it marked my dev machine as a threat and blocked it from connecting to a remote site's DB

...over an IPSec tunnel. 🫠🫠🫠

[Donovan 🇧🇸 @djcharding]

So wait, not everyone completed this game the day after they got it?

[the Jspot @Artbybae]

This game was so hard

[Donovan 🇧🇸 @djcharding]

My knees:

[Keifer @DannyVegito]

how often are you jumping in real life? when was the last time you jumped?

[Donovan 🇧🇸 @djcharding]

This is what they do an hour before they go to play crossy road with you and your car.

[ඞ @lifeinchaos_]

anyway here’s the most carefree deer in the world prancing along the beach at dawn 🦌

[☈€ᗰ☡€↳ 🥀⭒ @ohremzel]

i look away when someone opens their bank app

[Donovan 🇧🇸 @djcharding]

But also, dead people still asking you for money is WILD!

[Watcher.Guru @WatcherGuru]

JUST IN: Meta patents AI that continues posting and messaging from deceased users' accounts by replicating past online behavior.

[Donovan 🇧🇸 @djcharding]

And be messaging people like, "I'm in. What are you wearing? Jeans?"

[Donovan 🇧🇸 @djcharding]

Me in the afterlife watching my FB account shit posting or uploading AI generated vacation pics for my friends and fam to see:

[Watcher.Guru @WatcherGuru]

JUST IN: Meta patents AI that continues posting and messaging from deceased users' accounts by replicating past online behavior.