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Underachiever. Sometimes antisocial always anti fascist. FCSP ☠

[ganesha redgrave @discostuart_]

Going back in time to 2018 and sending this to Momentum HQ

[DP @djcp87]

@SandyofSuffolk @Phil_Gwilliam Way to be an ally. Welcome to the fight.

[DP @djcp87]

Nothing sums Burnham’s Manchester up more than this. Awful AI, absolute nonsense, complete detachment from any authentic Mancunian or Lancastrian culture and all entirely imported. Just amazed Renaker aren’t profiting from it somehow.

[DP @djcp87]

I don’t get it. Both are cringey as hell

[Paul @Uppo76]

State of this 😂😂😂

[DP @djcp87]

I thought Curly Watts was a city fan?

[Shaine Millward @MillwardShaine]

Anyone in Teesside that “supports” City, United, Liverpool, Chelsea or Arsenal deserves this kind of treatment every single day

[DP @djcp87]

@mypalfootfoot7 They tried it in October 1957. It only led to props in Whitehaven getting bigger.

[DP @djcp87]

Get wrekt you nonces

[JD🇪🇸🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿 @JD1886_]

THE ARSENAL.

[DP @djcp87]

@DavidWa28957772 @Emma_A_Webb If I start a gardening company and employ gardeners to do the work for me while I tweet conspiracy nonsense all day, am I a gardener?

[Derek Pakora @DeathlyAcorn]

Beautiful gesture from Jim Davidson

[DP @djcp87]

Nah. He just takes plenty of “gifts” to go to games

[JPC @jpxan71]

Doesn’t sell football shirts…. wears them and plays ball… and no one gave him £5m for shits and giggles 🤷‍♀️

[DP @djcp87]

Just for saying they’re English

[JD CPFC❤️💙🦅🏆3x⚽️🇬🇧🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿 @Palace120462]

So the 60 Palace lads who fought Rayo ultras back from attacking families some with children are ordered to leave Leipzig

But Rayo fans who started it and wanted to cause trouble and also tried to get into hotels ain't

The hate for us English is mental

[DP @djcp87]

@cetchingham_ @NoContextCounty All out for 115

[Scorsese Universe @scorsesepoint]

In Goodfellas (1990), Paulie slices garlic so thin that it would “liquefy in the pan.” This is a subtle reference to Scorsese having no idea how cooking works.

[DP @djcp87]

Burnham as continuity Starmer is just so on brand with neoliberalism. No lessons learned. Just the same middle management bullshit.

[Daily Mail @DailyMail]

Starmer's ex-chief of staff Sue Gray joins team Burnham as key adviser - as Tories prepare for snap election https://t.co/TsqVbKeq75

[GM @Element_M1ller]

This is a cracking argument for why Northerners get a bag of cans and stand in Trafalgar Square for major matchdays in London.

[BigMoh jr @Koladoskidculer]

WHO GOT THAT ONE SHAMELESS RONALDO MOMENT:

[ALL RIGHT IDIOTS @ALLRIGHTIDIOTS]

Peter Mandelson shitting himself

[Football Confidential 🌐 @footballconfid1]

Mikel Arteta is also an anagram for “I Protected An Accused Serial Rapist And Promoted Him To Women And Kids.”

[DP @djcp87]

@cricketdistrict @ThatsSoVillage @BawtryEvertonCC Happened to one of our bowlers a couple of weeks back. Was on a hat trick too. I got accused of letting his hat trick go through my gloves.