David Crone

Speaker, Entertainer, Attitude adjuster - Because Work Should Be Fun!

[David Crone @djcrone]

@Fake_Dispatch Wife. Ha ha. Good one.

[David Crone @djcrone]

@Fake_Dispatch Silence! I remove you!

[David Crone @djcrone]

@Fake_Dispatch I'm waiting for the little sandwiches at the reception

[FPConservatory @FPConservatory]

Add some holiday music to your weekend!🎶🎄 Join us on Dec 10 & 11 at 2pm for musical performances from The Columbus Chorus and Olentangy Orange High School's Above The Noise. View the full schedule of upcoming entertainment: https://t.co/nog6Plj3gf

[David Crone @djcrone]

@MatthewJones517 One of my former employers couldn't understand why they couldn't find any applicants with similar length of experience on a product that had been released the year before. Doh!

[David Crone @djcrone]

@Fake_Dispatch And yet, you are there...

[David Crone @djcrone]

Beautiful rendition. Sad to recognize how relevant this still is. https://t.co/WcuaXVXpQ3

[David Crone @djcrone]

@TansuYegen So much for conservation of matter

[David Crone @djcrone]

https://t.co/PM3fS5mcTk

[David Crone @djcrone]

@meaderic Looks like the NYU library

[David Crone @djcrone]

@mikedoel Yeah, but the band sounds great!

[David Crone @djcrone]

@buitengebieden Reach Throw Row Go

[David Crone @djcrone]

@Fake_Dispatch The 99%

[David Crone @djcrone]

@meaderic Which do you prefer?

[David Crone @djcrone]

Me, when there's a line of pesky geese crossing the road, holding up traffic

[David Crone @djcrone]

@Fake_Dispatch Let's have a meeting to discuss

[David Crone @djcrone]

We all have a part to play.

[Governor Mike DeWine @GovMikeDeWine]

Ohio’s #healthcare heroes are working tirelessly, and they need our help. You can prevent #COVID19 spread by:

😷 Wearing a mask
❌ Avoiding gatherings
🧼 Washing your hands
🧍↔️🧍Practicing social distancing
🎄Celebrating safely

#masksonohio #InThisTogetherOhio

[David Crone @djcrone]

Best punchline today! Good one @DanRather

[Dan Rather @DanRather]

Why is the Trump White House suddenly a very polite place to work? Everyone’s going around saying “pardon me.”

[David Crone @djcrone]

@nbc4i how about you move your annoying ever so important news crawl so we can actually see the game score and stats. #whosrunningthisshow