aspen 🔱

i like weird musicians, youtubers from 2017, and yapping about coffee and the occasional sports | 23 | he/they | ASU

[aspen 🔱 @djcryingforhelp]

i cant fit the entire video but i’m so grateful i talked to @BryanDechart and @AmeliaRBlaire for as long as i did, they’re both absolute sweethearts and this meant the world to me 💖

[aspen 🔱 @djcryingforhelp]

the face of a girl who started growling, whining, and constantly licking her lips after eating just to throw up and immediately have all her symptoms stop. she just had a tummyache :(

[pinky @pinkyy997]

Webkinz fall🍂

[🌸Ember🌸 @Ember_arab]

This anti Ai edit is really amazing

[aspen 🔱 @djcryingforhelp]

i only saw the olivia rodrigo and chapel roan music video collab right now holy SHIT that is so cool wtf?????

[LISA🦋 @LISA4drill]

cat laziness is so contagious. you'll see your cat flopped on its back in your bed a completely comfy cozy baby and you'll be like. you're right. you make a compelling argument.

[anna (In Play, Out(s)) @rockmeannadeus]

"dodgers only win because they spend a lot of money. unfair and unethical"

"okay the brewers don't spend money but they must be cheating. suspicious and unethical"

it is decided. the ideal ethical team must be The Seattle Mariners.

[kayla @meowiners]

this twitter scroll after the dodgers got eliminated

[one dozen bats at a keyboard @PanasonicDX4500]

“Ohtani finally gets his stadium erupting 3 run Home Run, Dodgers get swept anyway” would be funnier than anything I could have come up with as a professional hater

[aspen 🔱 @djcryingforhelp]

DODGERS ARENT GOING TO THE WORLD SERIES HAHAHAHAHAH

[aspen 🔱 @djcryingforhelp]

damn, seahawks disappointing me. time to go watch the la dodgers suffer

[TransitLovingLeftist 🇨🇦🇵🇱🇻🇦🇺🇦🇵🇸 @SocTransitLover]

NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO

[𝔨𝔯𝔬𝔪𝔦𝔦 𖤐 vartist @nekromiivt]

An animal shelter near me implemented a rule where no black cats can be adopted this month but in exchange they're doing a special thing where you can sign up to have a lil one on one Halloween party with them and it made me cry because thats so nice :'3

[aspen 🔱 @djcryingforhelp]

it’s psat testing today which means i get to basically just pretend to be busy for 3+ hours

[McJohanson @Mc_Johanson]

I love that this exact same stretch routine is shared between so many species of animal

[richard @richard_normal]

the two thoughts that you must hold in your head:

1. i am not better than anyone else. i am a product of the random life circumstances that have accumulated and made me who i am today.

2. i am objectively better than the person talking to gpt about airport cava.

[aspen 🔱 @djcryingforhelp]

dan and phil hard launched a whole ass year ago time simply isn’t real

[markiplier enthusiastｌholland ♡ IRON LUNG!!!!! @phan2187]

IN MY MANY YEARS OF WATCHING HIM, I HAVE NEVER HEARD MARK LAUGH LIKE THAT 😭😭😭😭😭

[Winter @MsWinterrrr]

Happy indigenous peoples day!

Fuck Christopher Columbus.

[Spookz @SpookzRotten]

can we normalize having more robots like these instead of making creepy humanoid ones