dallas dickinson

my life is nothing i thought it should be and everything i was worried it would become because for 50 seconds i thought there was monsters on the world | he/him

[dallas dickinson @DJDallyD]

in high school i was in a bible study where the leader taught us how to be “real men” and i think the day he knew we were all lost causes was when we were like you gotta see this video it’s so funny and it was the minions singing barbara ann by the beach boys

[dallas dickinson @DJDallyD]

@chl_oeee that is a criminal number of meetings

[dallas dickinson @DJDallyD]

booooo tomato tomato tomato

[GQ Magazine @GQMagazine]

A writer learns the hard way that "I Think You Should Leave" seems to have a degenerative effect on the language of men who grew up learning to communicate and connect through Super Bad and Anchorman sound bites https://t.co/nhma8ZxvVw

[dallas dickinson @DJDallyD]

never before
never again

[FOX Sports: MLB @MLBONFOX]

STARTING PITCHER SHOHEI OHTANI HITS HIS 2ND HOME RUN TONIGHT AFTER STRIKING OUT 10🦄

This is Ohtani's first career multi-homer game as a starting pitcher.

(via @BallySportWest)

https://t.co/qfSLOjCPS7

[dallas dickinson @DJDallyD]

just send me the address for the funeral i’ll want to pay my respects

[First We Feast @firstwefeast]

This week on the 300TH EPISODE OF #HotOnes, we got @mulaney vs. The Wings of Death. 💀 Tune in Thursday @ 11AM ET. 🔥

[dallas dickinson @DJDallyD]

my body when i switch up the workout routine after it just got used to the old one

[dallas dickinson @DJDallyD]

generally i think you’re all being sensational when you lambast something on here like you did the mazey day episode of black mirror but i just watched it and lmfao holy shit

[dallas dickinson @DJDallyD]

@AllFantasyPod @blairsocci @DylanAdler6 looking forward to many more dylan adler appearances and also blair socci’s jersey going in the afe rafters what a banger

[dallas dickinson @DJDallyD]

the version of silk chiffon played in this set is so good wtf truly made a great song even greater

https://t.co/ARanH5ubAj

[dallas dickinson @DJDallyD]

just got that feeling where you like realize you’re accidentally in the middle of one of the best days of your life and you just look around and go oh shit life is beautiful

[dallas dickinson @DJDallyD]

@TalkinBaseball_ this is why we don’t ever get him doing long form sit down interviews pleaseeeee 😭😭

[dallas dickinson @DJDallyD]

spending today preparing for tomorrow’s viewing of past lives

[dallas dickinson @DJDallyD]

not speaking on the challengers trailer because i don’t have anything to say that glorifies the lord

know that as an ardent lover of uh…cinema…and such, i will be present in the theater

[dallas dickinson @DJDallyD]

i’m sure the show is great but why does my man always look like he’s holding his breath in every photo i see

[Film Updates @FilmUpdates]

‘THE BEAR’ Season 2 debuts with a perfect score of 100% on Rotten Tomatoes.

[dallas dickinson @DJDallyD]

oh shit gemstones back, will to live renewed for the next ten weeks minimum

[dallas dickinson @DJDallyD]

hang the banner

[dallas dickinson @DJDallyD]

@david_dangerus i do not believe you

[dallas dickinson @DJDallyD]

@chl_oeee it felt like watching prime 30 rock it was crazy

[dallas dickinson @DJDallyD]

me to my friend when i agree to be on his podcast and my contributions are exactly three “oh wow”s and four hearty laughs

[dallas dickinson @DJDallyD]

tale as old as time, i was a fool

[dallas dickinson @DJDallyD]

not that anybody cares but the anaheim angels ball club appears to be heating up. finding their stride. getting into a rhythm, as it were. just a little update from my corner of the world