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[s 🍉🍒🎄 @saucherie]

saw this reel that said "no one thrives more in an airport than a solo travelling eldest daughter" and like YES so true

[Drebae @Drebae_]

I love saying “absolutely not” cause saying “no” just don’t be dramatic enough for me 😭

[d. @djdimanche]

Week 3 and I’ve already lost 6 players to injury in fantasy 🙃

[d. @djdimanche]

I was wondering why it took me 45 minutes to get to forth worth last night instead of 20 😅 college football is back!

[Overtime @overtime]

Coach Prime’s Colorado debut coming up soon 🍿 @DeionSanders (via @josh_stupin)

[jelani @JelaniMoreno]

this exact walk too

[d. @djdimanche]

And this is after paying half price for flights to Morocco and Portugal earlier this year 💃🏾

[d. @djdimanche]

My joy comes from paying zero dollars for very expensive flights. This years lucky winners, Australia and New Zealand 😛

[Kat Abughazaleh @KatAbughazaleh]

*children being shot in schools*
*cancer patients going bankrupt because of medical debt*
*affordable housing bought up by giant companies*
*sky-high rent prices*
*no meaningful legislation to help citizens*

"wow i wonder why young people aren't patriotic baby machines anymore"

[Reina Sultan 🇱🇧 @SultanReina]

As a person who lotions my whole body after every shower, I wish there was a way for me to just dip myself in my lotion and be done with it lmao

[Trevor Noah @Trevornoah]

Amazing how you can subscribe to any service instantly & they take your $ with one click but when you try to cancel, suddenly you need to call their helpline which is always too busy and so you have to find a dragon to fly you to Mordor to slay your subscription in the flesh. ⚔️

[ℰ𝓁𝒾✨ @elithatb]

I would crumble if I had to hunt to survive. where the f*ck would I even hunt a snow crab?

[soul khan @soulkhan]

wanting people to struggle as much as you did makes you a bad person. sorry, idk what else to call someone like that 🙃

[Ez. @__Ezinne]

So who gonna pay the remaining loan

[rach @itzracheel]

social media has not ruined my reality at all. I laugh, close these apps, & live in the real world y’all be easy tho…

[d. @djdimanche]

Briefly mentioned last weekend that I wanted a specific milkshake and this weekend, he picked me up with said milkshake in hand 💃🏾

[d. @djdimanche]

A man drove 25 minutes just to bring me 2 items from the grocery store, even though I live within walking distance of one?? 🥰

[d. @djdimanche]

@ATT back on their crap again, going on 1.5 hours for a 40 minute call back time 🙄