Djdisntcool

Actor, model, animal lover, geek

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#brexit #nohardborder

https://t.co/sfJA3t0DNX

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@OnThisDeity MC5 yes!

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@hayward_katy @BorderIrish The answer is simple. Brexit will ruin the the North of Ireland to such an extent that we cannot afford anything from the South and equally we will produce nothing that the South wants. Trade ceases. No need for border controls. Maybe just some anti flesh eating zombie controls

[Marie McDonald @mariemcdonaldtv]

Catch the new series of #SoftBorderPatrol on @BBCOneNI 10:35pm on Friday 8th Feb
https://t.co/IXnOvOEmlb

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@MichaelAodhan @mariemcdonaldtv I bet he trimed his pubes too...

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@mariemcdonaldtv https://t.co/hg4WA7zlg4

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@mariemcdonaldtv I knew my #softborderpatrol character was too sane...

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Thank god #o2 data is back. If I'm going to be depressed by a newsfeed full of shitty news I at least want it to be up to date shitty news.

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@mariemcdonaldtv I believe the DUP are proposing a building a bridge between the north and Mars. Wait til they find out that Martians are Catholic though...

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@anngnnskelly Saw a preview last night at BBC Belfast. Excellent performances

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Saw a special preview of episode one of #DeathAndNightingaleslast last night. Great performances from @MatthewRhys and @anngnnskelly in particular. Well done to @AlanCubitt. I think the ladies in particular will love it

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@realDonaldTrump join our extreme sports club. We go walking in woods that haven't been raked. Riskier than free climbing or sky diving. Who knows when the surroundings might burst into flames? I hope your bone spurs don't stop you joining us #RakeAmericaGreatAgain #ForrestTrump

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@realDonaldTrump it's terrifying to think that this forest may suddenly burst into flames whilst we're walking the dogs... I'll bring a rake next time. Thanks for the tip genius. #bringarake #RakeTheForest #RakeAmericaGreatAgain

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@mariemcdonaldtv @WarehouseUK All the best!

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@mariemcdonaldtv It'll be called a "loaf" after Brexit

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Can you imagine reporters in the late 1920s knowing the Great Depression was coming but choosing not to report it? Well, that's what the #bbcnews are doing with #Brexit. Disgraceful journalism.

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So what's the next stage of the masterplan? Threaten to hold our breath until we pass out??

Michel Barnier 'strongly opposed' to May's Brexit plan - https://t.co/LXHJeybqcq

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@realDonaldTrump You didn't need to give them information as they already knew everything about you, right down to the colour of your underwear and had the video to prove it.

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@davidschneider @CatBUniKent That'll be Theresa May in a bikini then.... Perhaps not