david watson

i'm not actually a dj.

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@eveahe haha you on dat mobile tip? do you find that perpetual contact makes you lonely and unreflective? http://t.co/NYxeqt5oJG

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great #metawiki if you're in the market for such things http://t.co/MAOzUOGzHs

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you are my ideal audience.

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"you are too double in your dissimulation." #tispity

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"i remember you dead." #oldtimes

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hostile forces...

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day 1 of #funemployment. eating homemade #waffles. god bless #america.

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rational self interest is #overrated

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eat well, @mileskenyon http://t.co/6Imr6BD8eP

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bad news is, world's ending. good news is, we're already dead. yay? http://t.co/MrlWpvTSKa

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does the world contain more stock photos, or pornhub comments? only one way to find out http://t.co/E4M4u5jpGj

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for every crazy romanian mother throwing masterpieces in a furnace, there's some oldass german sitting on a goldmine http://t.co/0fY42GZ5sI

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guys, i confess. i'm @therealbanksy. #art #lies http://t.co/cATa83wpb8

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not to be outdone by his fallen homie karl, engels went on to rock one hell of a beard himself http://t.co/rqWEB8wrlt #marxisttrivia

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this @wikipedia page needs a #wikipedia page http://t.co/1xVgq1eLey

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goddamn you, #olga. goddamn you to hell. http://t.co/Z8gFmCCT3Q

[david watson @djdoucheface]

disabuse yourself of whatever stupid bullshit you think you know about qm http://t.co/JT9rWRFVrE

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how am i possibly supposed to wear a #cardigan in this heat?

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glad to hear things are going smoothly in #turkey now http://t.co/C9wzOqlPkc

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#comeuppance