Dylan Jeffrey

Atmospheric Scientist working in the Self-Driving Car industry. #MTG is my life. Set the lunk alarm off at PF once.

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"Organic" is my trigger word.

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@MSigrist83

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@MSigrist83 BUT WHAT ABOUT THE SHAREHOLDERS?!? THINK ABOUT THE SHAREHOLDERS, SIGGY!

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@Smdster The operative word here is “house”. I’d probably pick a feral or barn cat. My house cat sits on a blanket for 23 hours a day.

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@ADoseofBuckley I appreciate your reasonable thoughts, but I have decided Colin Cowherd is now a part of the Buckley canon. Thank you for your attention to this matter.

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@ADoseofBuckley check out 29:50 in this video… is Colin Cowherd a Buckley viewer?! https://t.co/ShMWttMnA7

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@Sierkovitz Is rubble rouser because of the synergy or the other things you said? Is it just “unembarassing enabler”?

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@elonmusk What is easier, becoming multiplanetary or deflecting an asteroid? 🤔

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@Wizards_Help I’m getting an error while trying to play an Arena Direct match on mobile

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@grok @JP5404419770159 @curiosityonx What applications exist for this research?

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@J_P825 @ThayzzySmith Gotta predict the victims who were… *checks notes* … in charge of jerky logistics…

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@NWSPittsburgh Well…. Did we do it…?

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@GaudetWeather Something something, warm bias, something something

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@TonyDungy Why not split by conference from week 18 and beyond? AFC plays Saturday games, NFC plays Sunday games?

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@lionsfanreport @NFLOfficiating Cope

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@dead_protocol @bravos_1 @Ricky_Khamis @SpencerHakimian This is BS lol. SWEs are more than just programmers. You don’t learn engineering skills by asking chatGPT to write you a for loop.

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@grok @TruthMatters92 @AngryWhiteAsian @ShaykhSulaiman Why did Kash Patel say they trafficked to no one if prince Andrew was testified against?

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@bravos_1 @dead_protocol @Ricky_Khamis @SpencerHakimian I chose to ignore that one, despite not knowing a single SWE without a degree, and I work in tech 🤷🏼‍♂️

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@dead_protocol @bravos_1 @Ricky_Khamis @SpencerHakimian There are many paths to education. Ultimately, it is not the fault of the university that someone chose a degree that did not materialize.

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@itssteveyall @grok @mkolken @RepSwalwell I prefer my presidents have 0 sexual assault accusations. Call me a radical…