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average millennial with a dog // she/they

[j. 🌾 @djeidub]

Another year of proselytizing about Darcy the Dragon and Thistlehair the Christmas Bear, the superior Xmas characters.

[♡ bri ♡ @blazinwithbri]

my tarot cards told me to get high as fuck and watch the emperor’s new groove tonight

[j. 🌾 @djeidub]

@lesanne_m October: where getting cuffed or ghosted are both seasonally appropriate.

[j. 🌾 @djeidub]

First time having in-suite laundry in years means everything is getting washed, and I mean everything (including my credit card whoops)

[j. 🌾 @djeidub]

Finally made good on this one.

[j. 🌾 @djeidub]

Got a rental increase notice so I might just have to fuck around and buy a house.

[j. 🌾 @djeidub]

@baby_juany It was so bad that 2 songs in, I turned off Grey's and never watched another episode again.

[j. 🌾 @djeidub]

Got a rental increase notice so I might just have to fuck around and buy a house.

[j. 🌾 @djeidub]

@just_janna @sleepnslide @pjkatie420 @hinz_tamara I've heard great things about the ISNTREE one! Did you shop online or can I find these in a store?

[j. 🌾 @djeidub]

Taco Time >>>> Taco Bell

It's not even close.

[j. 🌾 @djeidub]

Lol nevermind.

[j. 🌾 @djeidub]

I have a crush. It is inconvenient.

[j. 🌾 @djeidub]

I have a crush. It is inconvenient.

[j. 🌾 @djeidub]

Was going to tweet something real moody but decided to text my therapist instead.

[j. 🌾 @djeidub]

@batfumbditch We had a family meeting and have also decided on bye, bitch.

[j. 🌾 @djeidub]

@lisatomic5 https://t.co/jyed2TPaXv

[j. 🌾 @djeidub]

@batfumbditch https://t.co/wWXcEf6zPp

[j. 🌾 @djeidub]

@itsgottobekd I thought that, but this toilet paper as an alternative has been wholly inadequate.

[j. 🌾 @djeidub]

Realizing too late that I have no Kleenex in my new apartment while watching the last season of This is Us 😭

[j. 🌾 @djeidub]

@veryloudwoman @olddutch Old Dutch Baked Creamy Dill!!

[j. 🌾 @djeidub]

My favourite chip flavour is back in production and it took everything in me not to eat the whole bag in one sitting. Thank you @olddutch 🤗