Alpha Elijah

Aesthetics, Pantheist

[Arojinle @arojinle1]

Here's the video. Don't bother playing if you cannot stand it.

[Alpha Elijah @djexbane]

@shelovesore It’s because Jesus didn’t die on a Friday
Also he spent 3 days which is 72 hours plus in the grave
Probably died on Wednesday night

[Alpha Elijah @djexbane]

@Maggie_shugaa Even 300k sef is not acceptable
Anything less than 400 let them employ therr family members Abeg

[Alpha Elijah @djexbane]

@TobiDeolu @AribisalaSeyi Maybe because I hate traffic
The hot Sun
The possibility of another car bashing you

[Alpha Elijah @djexbane]

@TobiDeolu @AribisalaSeyi Same sg
I’m not going to pickup until i comfirm via phone call or text message first
I’m not in a rush to accept ride and won’t accept short distance ride or ride below 8k
I work only at night from 6pm 2 am max
I don’t accept Mland rides also
Was making 50-70k profit after fuel

[Alpha Elijah @djexbane]

@Kemitycoon @IkejaElectric Next time iust chop everything at once 😂

[Alpha Elijah @djexbane]

@OnyemaSam1 First salary as at 2019 was 150k after tax
Thank God for growth

[Alpha Elijah @djexbane]

@UnegbuVivi27491 So I finally got context to that viral video 😂
Odumeje said which one is missing abortion 😂

[Alpha Elijah @djexbane]

@joceemycin @yeankhar @oku_yungx I remember when I had brake failure and I did this
Omoo na God save me that day
Please don’t ever try it

[Alpha Elijah @djexbane]

@dr_afo This has been in Lasuth ICU since 2020 or so

[Alpha Elijah @djexbane]

@abmoshoody @gorettiharold She’s right
Youre ignorant

[Alpha Elijah @djexbane]

@EmekaOghali Dont carry this to the embassy sha
They’ll seize it
The original waec has a secret code and can only be gotten once from school or waec offi
Raise the cert to sunlight jst the same way you detect fake currency and you’ll see about 4 stars
Printed won’t hv it

[Mr Bayo @mrbayoa1]

Lord of all increase,
I place my finances in Your hands today.
Break every barrier to my breakthrough.
Open doors of provision, favor, and opportunity. Bless the work of my hands and turn lack into overflow. I receive financial breakthrough by Your grace.
Amen. 🙏

[Alpha Elijah @djexbane]

@jon_d_doe Happened to me during my dads burial
Wanted to slaughter a cow but was told I could not because he didn’t do same to his dad my grandad
That was how I ended up slaughtering a cow for my grandad first before I could do for my dad

[Alpha Elijah @djexbane]

@drpenking This guy and fake news every time

[Alpha Elijah @djexbane]

@vickyfxsa @DukeDarls Make I do 1000 pako for you

[Alpha Elijah @djexbane]

@Docfrosh @ifeanyi_asi No it’s not
It has always been there
The trick is to turn on airplane mode before turning on your Bluetooth

[Alpha Elijah @djexbane]

@Moebillz5 @Tmama_Toma @the_Lawrenz He is right

[Alpha Elijah @djexbane]

@neche_rm @IgboHistoFacts Sis ☺️

[Alpha Elijah @djexbane]

@nickster634 @DogFacePonia @General_Somto Even if you pay $1,000 a night for an hotel
You still can’t take the blankets and towels home
It is not a souvenir.