Richard Howlett 🐋

Utterly baffled by some of my fellow humans. Follow if you like my take on life, I usually follow back. DM me if you want, but I don't always respond.

[Richard Howlett 🐋 @Djfridgetwit]

I wouldn't pay for a blue tick, but apparently I can add a blue whale.

[Richard Howlett 🐋 @Djfridgetwit]

@davidcoverdale Well, damn. Enjoy your retirement sir - you have absolutely earned it. My first proper gig was the 1987 New Year's Eve show at Wembley Arena. I can still remember (well, bits of) it well, and it cemented a lifelong love of rock. Clichéd, I'm afraid, but thank you for the music.

[Richard Howlett 🐋 @Djfridgetwit]

@StuartHumphryes I have to say, your pictures are one of the few reasons I still keep my account here. Like looking the window of a time machine.

[Richard Howlett 🐋 @Djfridgetwit]

@ASuttonRacing @naparacinguk You might have gone lawn-mowing, but that was a fantastic save, and a great drive to get that 5th place.

[Richard Howlett 🐋 @Djfridgetwit]

@davidcoverdale Purple Mouse!

[Richard Howlett 🐋 @Djfridgetwit]

Genius? @realDonaldTrump you don't understand capitalism at all. If I don't buy a thing because it's too expensive, or bady made, or I don't like the shops it's sold in, or I don't like the owner, those are my choices as a consumer. There is NO SUCH THING as an "illegal boycott"

[Richard Howlett 🐋 @Djfridgetwit]

@JDVance Which "random country" were you referring to then? Or were you just spouting nonsense for Fox News as expected?

[Richard Howlett 🐋 @Djfridgetwit]

Incidentally, the email that triggered this farcical conversation not only gave a WhatsApp number that no longer seems to be active, but [email protected] as the contact email address. How do I put in an official complaint?

[Richard Howlett 🐋 @Djfridgetwit]

@BTBusiness When people ask why I always try to contact BT by phone rather than live chat or WhatsApp? This. This absolute **** is why.

[Richard Howlett 🐋 @Djfridgetwit]

@davidcoverdale Looking good! Now put your phone down, pick up a guitar and some actual work done 🤣

[Richard Howlett 🐋 @Djfridgetwit]

@elonmusk Look, I know YOU don't want him over there (there's only room for one VP and #Trumplethinskin seems happy for you to have that role) but I can assure you that we don't want him here either. The only begging from Europeans was for him to just shut up and go home.

[Richard Howlett 🐋 @Djfridgetwit]

@davidcoverdale Did you ever try "Stops solo when I say" with Ritchie Blackmore? 🤣🤣🤣

[Richard Howlett 🐋 @Djfridgetwit]

@StuartHumphryes But the history of photography is really quite well documented. How can she believe that?
As a complete sidestep from that stupidity, I have a very small link to that history myself - Robert Howlett was my great, great (possibly another great) uncle 😀

[Richard Howlett 🐋 @Djfridgetwit]

@davidcoverdale Also applies to dogs

[Richard Howlett 🐋 @Djfridgetwit]

@davidcoverdale January is just so fucking loooonnnggg!

[Richard Howlett 🐋 @Djfridgetwit]

@davidcoverdale You too

[Richard Howlett 🐋 @Djfridgetwit]

@davidcoverdale More tea, vicar?

[Richard Howlett 🐋 @Djfridgetwit]

@Jason__Watkins @elonmusk @WHO Fascist-supporting product of apartheid, who had fascist grandparents, publicly showing the world what a fascist looks like. I wonder if it will affect sales of his Swasticars?

[Richard Howlett 🐋 @Djfridgetwit]

@davidcoverdale Just seen this over on Threads and shot straight over here to check if it was true. Very sad to find it is. Another massive talent gone far too soon.

[Richard Howlett 🐋 @Djfridgetwit]

Oh Elon. Eeellon. EEELLLONN! Ah, there you are @elonmusk . I know, long day, you must be shattered. Just been watching all the inspirational clips about Mars on your feed. Cool, cool. You forgot to post this one though, you silly poppet. The one that shows who you really are 😉

[Sawyer Hackett @SawyerHackett]

Our new co-president Elon Musk gives a Nazi salute on day one of Trump presidency.