David Garside

In the second half of a life. Will return to the Void in due time.

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@BBCWorld It's Banksy!

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@InternetH0F Time.

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@InternetH0F Trush

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@InternetH0F Multiple?

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@PicturesFoIder Why are you using a capital S for sandwich? Is Sandwich a codeword for a nerd troll?

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@BBCWorld Always thought the new and old testaments were like the first two parts of a trilogy, and the author gave up trying to tie it altogether with a third.

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@BBCWorld People aspiring to be their best should be cherished. A need to commercialise winning should not.

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Lovely start to the #TheLateShows. We been in the dark visiting the Victorian
Tunnel and into the light with Morris dancing.

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@BBCNews Church of England should be reclassified as either a Not For Profit club or private business. They can make up whatever rules they want then. But it should not be a charity.

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@BBCNowShow British double entendre

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@StephenKing It's a problem if a person can't go to a World Cup game and be kissed by someone of the same sex.

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@HollyConrad Thanks for the Douglas Adam's quote. But I was caught out by the "Tits up", which for some reason I thought was definitely an English side of the water phrase.

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@IanJAtHome @BMeiselas @gallerychapel [Citation Needed]

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@troovus Four PM's since Brexit (In no particular order): Cameron May Truss Johnson.

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@konstructivizm What are the sizes for astronettes?

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@BBCNews This is disastrous for hack news reporters who use Wales as a comparison for illustrating the size of things. Now they will have to says stuff like, "The area of land destroyed by the fires is equal to Wales and a wee bit more".

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@BBCNews The pandemic has been enough, why punish us more?

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@BBCNews Inspector Flint : I bet if we dug up these graves, we'd find a dead body in every one!

Henry Wilt : Well, so would I!

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@ShiremoorYr4 Finally worked out how to pass on Jennifer's English. Next, reading about Boudicca.

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@ChrisPerkinsDnD The Coors - Light My Pyre