Mamba

Proud owner of a Dirk and Luka jersey.. Go Mavs Stoney for life BREES BOYFRIEND

[Cody Leeth @elQuizz]

Describe parenthood in one sentence:

I hit shuffle on my music app and the first song was the Bluey theme song and I didn’t skip it.

[zinzy°🐻 @itzzinzy]

Luka highlights against Timberwolves on porn hub😭😭😭

[Riley Collins @rileycollins__]

Yea I’m trans.
Transporting this beer to my mouth so I can drink it

Yea I’m pan.
Gonna opan this beer and drink it

Yea I’m poly.
Poly gonna dwink 18 beers tonight

[Cass @CassidyFremont]

I’LL SEE YOU TODAY AT RAILBIRD @KaitlinButts
HELL YEAHHHH

[Brice Odel @datdude_brice43]

He really knows how to get the people going, doesn’t he?

[Mamba @djgraham29]

@PGA_JohnDaly what is the best dive bar in Louisville?

[Brice Odel @datdude_brice43]

@djgraham29 @PGA_JohnDaly I’m sure he’s 15 diet cokes deep in the middle of Arkansas, barefoot, hitting bombs in preparation.

[Mamba @djgraham29]

@datdude_brice43 Love that, but big question where is @PGA_JohnDaly the Sunday before the PGA??? Louisville getting wild or at home?

[College Football Report @CFBReport]

Only 1 RB has rushed for 200+ yards in the College Football Playoff National Championship…

246 Rushing Yards
4 Rushing TDs
6.8 YPC

[College Football Report @CFBReport]

Relive Ohio State’s journey to win the first ever College Football Playoff 😎🌰

[Dallas Mavericks @dallasmavs]

Luka Doncic has the first opening night triple-double in Mavs history.

33 PTS | 13 REB | 10 AST

@luka7doncic // #MFFL

[Bree Greene @bree22greene]

too often I reach for things I know keep me from bein all that I can

[Bryce @NotBrycePearson]

Yup in my white tee

[Brice Odel @datdude_brice43]

LFG Rickie! He’s back baby. A 62 is ridiculous in any major but this one is special.

[Devin. @D_Reese_G]

DORTHY MANTOOTH IS A SAINT

[Cody Leeth @elQuizz]

I am loyal to a fault to anyone I find kindness in.

[Mamba @djgraham29]

Happy Birthday @NotBrycePearson

[Brice Odel @datdude_brice43]

The Jordan Spieth experience is the most beautifully infuriating thing you can choose to cheer for in this life.

[Barstool Sports @barstoolsports]

Can Caitlin Clark play QB for Iowa in the fall too?

(Stat via @malloryhartley)

[Bryce @NotBrycePearson]

Train wrecks in East Palestine, Springfield, and now Columbus 🫣