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[dennis j harmon @djharmon55]

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[Mike Bales 🫡🇺🇸 @MikeBales]

Frustrated housewife bought a new pair of crotchless panties in an attempt to arouse her husband and spice up their dead sex life.

After cooking his favourite meal for dinner one evening, she put them on under a revealing short skirt and relaxed with a glass of wine on the sofa directly across from where her husband was sitting in his chair.

After several more glasses of wine, at what she thought was the appropriate moment, she uncrossed her legs just wide enough for him to catch a revealing view.

It wasn’t long before his eyes focused on the prize and he asked, “Are you wearing crotchless panties?”

“Y-e-s,” she answered coyly with a seductive smile.

“Thank God!” he said. “I thought you were sitting on the cat.”

He never saw her glass of wine coming.

[dennis j harmon @djharmon55]

@MurchmanMaker @RandyRRQuaid That's awesome!!!

[Jake Olson @JakeOlson61]

If you think Easter is nonsense, you’re not alone.

This morning in my Easter reading, something hit me.

In Luke, when the women came back from the empty tomb and told the eleven what they saw, Scripture says the disciples thought it was nonsense.

And honestly, if any of us witnessed a brutal, violent death like Jesus’, we’d probably call it nonsense too if someone told us that person was alive again.

But here’s the part we miss:

At the tomb, the angels didn’t give the women a new revelation. They said:

“Remember how He told you, while He was still in Galilee, that the Son of Man must be delivered into the hands of sinful men, be crucified, and on the third day rise.”

They weren’t announcing something new.
They were reminding them of something Jesus had already said.

Which puts the disciples’ reaction in a different light.
We don’t know if they forgot His words or simply didn’t believe them — but either way, they didn’t receive them.

Then in John, we read that later that same day — Sunday night, after Mary had already told them the news that morning — the disciples were behind a locked door out of fear. They heard the message, but it didn’t move them.

Jesus appears to them, shows them His hands and His side, breathes peace on them… and you’d think that would settle it.

But eight days later?
They’re back behind a locked door when Jesus appears to Thomas.

We give Thomas the nickname “Doubting Thomas,” but the truth is:
all of them doubted.
All of them hid.
All of them called it nonsense.
All of them stayed behind locked doors.

And here’s the detail we forget:

In Matthew, Jesus had already told the women to tell the disciples:

“Go to Galilee, and there they will see Me.”

Meaning — staying in that room for over a week wasn’t just fear.
It was staying somewhere Jesus had already told them to leave.

They were supposed to be moving toward Him.
Instead, they were hiding from the world.

But Jesus — in grace — walked through the locked door anyway.

So here’s the message this Easter:

If you think the idea of God becoming man, dying for your sins, and rising three days later is nonsense — you’re standing exactly where His own disciples stood.

If you believe Jesus can move in other people’s lives but you still keep yourself behind a locked door of fear, shame, doubt, or self‑protection — the disciples were right there too.

But Easter is your invitation.

This can be the year you leave the room Jesus already told you to leave.
This can be the moment you step out of fear, out of hiding, out of the locked places — and go where He’s calling you.

Whatever your locked door is — fear, doubt, sin, shame, disappointment, control — Jesus is appearing to you the same way He appeared to them.

Not to scold you.
Not to shame you.
But to say:

“Peace be with you.
You don’t have to stay here.
Come meet Me where I’m calling you.”

[dennis j harmon @djharmon55]

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[dennis j harmon @djharmon55]

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[Yogi @Houseofyogi]

No Kings explained for people who think they're fighting fascism.

You're standing in a crowd on Saturday. You look around and think yeah. No Kings. This is what democracy looks like.

Bro.

You're holding a sign made by a communist billionaire who lives in Shanghai.

You live in a constitutional republic.

Elections. Term limits. A free press that spent four years calling the president a fascist without one journalist being arrested.

The modern left's definition of fascism:

You love your country? Fascist.

You want to enforce the border? Racist.

You think parents should raise their kids? Bigot.

You want to know who's voting in your elections? Jim Crow.

Being patriotic is fascism to the modern left.

But every country has borders and enforces them. 176 countries require ID to vote. That's the definition of a country.

But the Democratic establishment told you otherwise. And you believed them.

Congress has a 15% approval rating. 80% of Americans disapprove. 97% of incumbents got re-elected.

Chuck Schumer. 46 years. Longer than Stalin.

Steny Hoyer. 45 years. Longer than Mao.

Mitch McConnell. 42 years. 5x more than Napoleon.

Nancy Pelosi. 39 years. Longer than Henry VIII.

Maxine Waters. 35 years. Longer than Mussolini.

Bernie Sanders. 35 years. Triple Hitler's entire reign.

Trump. 5 years and 3 months. Won the popular vote and the electoral vote.

But Trump is the king. Okay buddy.

You don't hate kings. You hate kings that aren't yours.
And Saturday they had you in the streets carrying their water.

The Democratic Party installed a president without letting you vote. Biden quit on a Sunday. By Tuesday your queen was crowned.

No primary. No debate. No ballot. First time since 1968.

Three days before your march every Senate Democrat voted against photo ID to vote.

During COVID you carried a vaccine card everywhere like a hall pass from the government just to eat at a restaurant.

But getting a birth certificate or waiting two hours at the DMV to prove you're a citizen before you vote? That's oppression.

The Democratic Party is pro illegal immigration.

Counts non-citizens in the Census. Census determines congressional seats. More non-citizens means more seats means more power. No voter ID means no way to check.

That's how you keep power without wearing a crown.

Biden built a censorship machine.

Pressured Facebook to suppress true information and admitted it in writing. Censored scientists. Censored doctors. Censored JOKES. The Biden White House told Facebook to remove "humor and satire."

They literally went after people for making fun of them. UK does it better tho...

Everything they censored turned out to be right. They just outsourced the silencing to Silicon Valley.

And it doesn't stop at speech.

The extreme left justifies taking children from families.

Six thousand schools rewrite children's identities without telling parents. And the State has the right to intervene.

The Hitler Youth did this. Mao's Red Guards did this. The Soviets built statues of a child who reported his own father.

Same playbook.

During Covid, your bakery got shut down. Church closed. You couldn't hold your dying mother's hand at the hospital.

But thousands packed together during BLM to burn Minneapolis and THAT was essential civic engagement. Obviously.

$2 billion in damage. 25 dead. 2,000 cops injured. 20 states burning. VP Kamala promoted a bail fund for the rioters. No investigation. No hearings.

January 6. One building. Few hours. 1,000 prosecuted. Two years of televised hearings.

Kings decide which violence counts. The left decided.

Charlie Kirk spent his life walking onto campuses asking for honest debate. He was assassinated.

CSIS terrorism database. 2025 is the first year in 30 years that left-wing attacks outnumber right-wing. Yet no one brings this up.

75% of liberal students say preventing a speaker from talking is justified. 27% say violence is acceptable.

Liberals who went to Trump rallies: "I never felt unsafe." "The experience changed me."

Conservatives who show up on liberal campuses get screamed at, blocked, and assassinated.

One side talks. The other side screams.

The Party for Socialism and Liberation marched with you Saturday.

Their stated purpose in their own words: "Revolution." Not reform. Marxism.

The system that killed a hundred million people last century. They had you holding their signs while they said it out loud.

500 groups. $3 billion in revenue. Pre-printed signs. The signs were ready before you were angry.

The money leads to Neville Roy Singham. Billionaire in Shanghai. Attends CCP workshops. Funnels millions through shell companies at UPS mailboxes. Three Congressional committees have subpoenaed him as a suspected CCP foreign agent.

You thought you were fighting for democracy. You were carrying water for Beijing.

"Liberals are leaving the First Amendment behind." Spoken by the ACLU lawyer who defended Nazis in court because it was their constitutional right.

Bill Clinton put 100,000 cops on the street. Reformed welfare. Said illegal immigration is wrong to a standing ovation. Told America the era of big government is over.

Today his own party would call him a fascist.

The 1990s Democrat defended free speech for Nazis. Yours censors doctors for telling the truth.

The 1990s Democrat held open primaries. Yours installed a nominee without a vote.

The 1990s Democrat trusted parents. Yours takes their children.

Historians measure fascism across eight traits. Here's who checks the boxes in 2026:

Censorship of political opposition. Democrats.

Contempt for democratic process. Democrats.

Tolerance of political violence. Democrats.

State ideology forced on families. Democrats.

Corporate-state fusion. Democrats.

Scapegoating and manufactured enemies. Both sides.

Cult of personality. Both sides.

Ultranationalism. Republicans.

Five for the left. One for the right. Two shared.

You marched against kings on Saturday.

You marched FOR kings.

You just didn't know which was which.

Stop being gaslit.

I hope you understand what's at stake.

[dennis j harmon @djharmon55]

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[dennis j harmon @djharmon55]

@tvbzify Sweet

[Johnny B. Good @Cat5SMASHICANE]

🤣🤣🤣 these really crack me up. The stuff makes no sense and yet we use it every day.

[Fastbreak Hoops @FastbreakHoops5]

Asking someone from the audience to come tell a joke and he absolutely nailed it 🤣

[NEWSMAX @NEWSMAX]

Rob Finnerty gives a glimpse of President Donald Trump's funniest moments of 2025.

@RobFinnertyUSA

[Fit_Fusion @FitFusion__]

The most beloved tortilla in Mexico and that everyone should know

[dennis j harmon @djharmon55]

@MattVerderame How bout we put chris oladuken in and see if he's got the guts to step into a pass
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[dennis j harmon @djharmon55]

@Matty_KCSN Because He ran to traffic....

[dennis j harmon @djharmon55]

@SorenPetro The td catch was tougher.....these guys need to catch everything, then worry about making yac

[Clayton Anderson | HTX Sports @Clay_HTXSports]

Denver Broncos victories against breakdown:
- Titans (1-8)🤮
- Bengals (3-6)🤮
- Eagles (6-2)🧐
- Jets (1-7)🤮
- Giants (2-7)🤮
- Cowboys (3-5-1)🤮
- Texans (3-5)🤮
- Raiders (2-7)🤮

Opponent combined record: 21-47-1 (.304)

8-2... smh. F.R.A.U.D.U.L.E.N.T.

[The Extreme Music Enthusiast @TheExtremeMusi1]

Bobby “Boris” Pickett performing Monster Mash (1962) — the ultimate Halloween anthem that never dies. 🧛‍♂️🎶

Still the grooviest graveyard smash over 60 years later. 💀🕺

[Fan Page | Travis Kelce @traviskelce_fan]

Travis, Patrick, Jason and Coach Reid sit down for an interview before SNF!!

[Jake Schwanitz @JakeDNVR]

Can’t wait to see this dude’s face with FIRED on a graphic in five months.