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[dj MeAt hEaVy @djheavymeat]

I’m done.

[dj MeAt hEaVy @djheavymeat]

(What I’ve learned) maintain a second job so you don’t have to deal with the low T men who shit on you cuz you’re fucking great at your job.

[dj MeAt hEaVy @djheavymeat]

If you hire someone and promote them, then tell them not to take it personally when you demote them, you have no fucking business taking my quitting personally.

[dj MeAt hEaVy @djheavymeat]

If someone calls you family and it was at one point reciprocated, it’s not cool to treat them like shit once you don’t get your way.

[dj MeAt hEaVy @djheavymeat]

If someone puts in their 3 week notice, and you want to cold shoulder them, just tell them not to come to work.

[dj MeAt hEaVy @djheavymeat]

If you hire someone to do a job, make sure to provide them with the necessary equipment to successfully achieve their duty.

[dj MeAt hEaVy @djheavymeat]

Just gonna gripe for a sec.

[dj MeAt hEaVy @djheavymeat]

We dumbed ourselves to be Americans. Fight me.

[dj MeAt hEaVy @djheavymeat]

Goddamn it’s hot- jimmy bill on @HattieBs (he got damn hot).

[dj MeAt hEaVy @djheavymeat]

Somebody’s gotta make the chicken

[dj MeAt hEaVy @djheavymeat]

I bought my fist wine cork, which was a rabbit... I sharpied all over it to make it cool; one way to see how often you pull the cork.

[dj MeAt hEaVy @djheavymeat]

My neighbors are unpaid therapists/ toilet cleaners. I love them.

[Satan @s8n]

Should I get a Satan tattoo

[dj MeAt hEaVy @djheavymeat]

I just got a flash back of the bday cookie cake my mom got me when I turned 15. It had “:]]” on it. A preemoji.

[dj MeAt hEaVy @djheavymeat]

fuckin Georgia.

[Everything Georgia @GAFollowers]

A grocery store near Athens has removed all Irish Spring soap ahead of the Georgia vs Notre Dame clash. 😂👌

📸 @Wes_nship

[dj MeAt hEaVy @djheavymeat]

Wow. 😂

[Herald Sun @theheraldsun]

Having a bad day at work? Spare a thought for the workers who have a horror clean-up ahead after a cattle semen explosion: https://t.co/7E0foWGIxR

[dj MeAt hEaVy @djheavymeat]

Beowulf is brutal as FUCK. What the fuck.

[dj MeAt hEaVy @djheavymeat]

Beowulf....

[dj MeAt hEaVy @djheavymeat]

Why the fuck is bass pronounced that way? Dammit.