The Snarkitecht

father of 3, husband of 1.

[The Snarkitecht @djhofmann]

Annnnnd there’s the 82-0. With LaMelo 😂

[The Snarkitecht @djhofmann]

@LakeshowX I did it with LaMelo 😂

[The Snarkitecht @djhofmann]

I did it! 20-0!
https://t.co/eFUpiLW2f6

[The Snarkitecht @djhofmann]

@RepJackKimble 😂😂😂 just a reminder everyone, this is a fictitious account. Chill out, it’s hilarious!

[The Snarkitecht @djhofmann]

This one hit me and I’m not even a boy mom.

[eve @eveforamerica]

If you’re a boy mom, this will hit hard.🩵

[The Snarkitecht @djhofmann]

@OmarKelly Garbage. Time.

[The Snarkitecht @djhofmann]

@JoeRobbie_ Why is this the new trend??

[The Snarkitecht @djhofmann]

Kids bring so much joy to life. Have them. Have a lot of them if you can.

[The Snarkitecht @djhofmann]

@billybinion I went to a waterpark with my family recently, paid the entry fee at the gate, and it asked me if I wanted to tip. Annoyed me for days.

[The Snarkitecht @djhofmann]

@MiamiDolphins Am I the only one who can’t tell the difference?

[The Snarkitecht @djhofmann]

@AmericaPartyX The America Party splits the Republican ticket and gives the Democrats a majority for the next decade+. If this is what you want then join this party, otherwise stay Republican and vote better in the primaries.

[The Snarkitecht @djhofmann]

@womenpostingws I hate everything about this video. You’re the parent.

[The Snarkitecht @djhofmann]

@AOC I am a conservative and very much opposed to most of what AOC believes, but this is something EVERYONE should agree on. Well said!

[The Snarkitecht @djhofmann]

@sierra_rak $500 a day and I’ll troll anyone

[The Snarkitecht @djhofmann]

@JackPosobiec It really kicks the llama’s…

[The Snarkitecht @djhofmann]

@PastorMark He is specifically talking about gossip, which is when you speak negatively about someone often sharing personal details, and distorting their perception about the person. We are free to seek counsel from others on how we should handle things, ask for practical examples, etc.

[The Snarkitecht @djhofmann]

@Subliminal73 @LilaGraceRose What’s your source here?

[The Snarkitecht @djhofmann]

@chadfelixg Still? Come on man

[The Snarkitecht @djhofmann]

@nflmemes Holy cow, completely inexcusable. Bro needs to retire

[The Snarkitecht @djhofmann]

and I don’t even know who he is.

And when I asked my mom why she did this, her only explanation is “well your dad was getting kind of fat.”

#luka #mavs

[The Snarkitecht @djhofmann]

I feel like a kid who went to bed thinking his parents were happily married only to wake up and find out that mom had kicked dad out of the house in the middle of the night and there was a new dad sitting at the breakfast table now…

[The Snarkitecht @djhofmann]

This new dad, though older and maybe more simple, seems to be a fine dad, and he’ll probably take me to soccer practice and attend my recitals, but he’ll never be my real dad. I need time to accept my new dad but I feel like I’m forced to get in the car with him immediately…