Djifa🌻

Sapiosexual
Rationalist.
ManU🛑fan⚽
30BG 🎶
peaceful with a touch of WAR💯

[Djifa🌻 @djifa_]

@FabrizioRomano Athletico Will end up selling him for less..

[Djifa🌻 @djifa_]

@iamnasboi So until they harm Lagosians???

[Djifa🌻 @djifa_]

Happy new month to you all...

[Djifa🌻 @djifa_]

I started mine with this...but heeeey children of God don't panic📍

[Gracious Amara @AgbawoGracious]

I started June with ₦1,300 in my account. How did you start yours? 😭 Happy New Month, everyone! ❤️

[Djifa🌻 @djifa_]

Like why are you here for 5days, you uninvited guest??

[her🎀 @iam_dijah5]

periods should be 45mins max. release the egg and get tf outa my face

[Djifa🌻 @djifa_]

On behalf of all the ladies, pls just adhere to this. Thank you

[Adunni onidata😌 @Adunniolaide02]

Dear Menstruation,

We need to talk.

First of all, I respect your consistency. Every month, no fail.

You don’t even send a memo,you just show up. That’s commitment.

But can we address a few things? 😢

You already take bl00d. Fine, we’ve accepted that part.

You already bring cramps that make us question every life choice we’ve ever made. We’ve managed.

You already come with fatigue that turns a simple flight of stairs into Mount Everest. We’ve coped.

So my question is,why the extra?

Why do you always have to announce your arrival by redecorating our faces with pimples? 🥲😢

Is the bl00d not enough announcement? Is the back pain not loud enough? Do you really need to leave souvenirs on our cheeks and chin for the whole world to see?

We are already dealing with mood swings, cravings, and the fear of staining white. We are already calculating pad money.

Please, can we sign a peace treaty? Take the bl00d, take the cramps if you must, but leave our faces alone.

We are managing enough. Let us at least keep our glow.

Yours sincerely,
Every girl who has checked the mirror and said “God, not again” few days before you arrived.

Ladies, what’s the most annoying thing your period does to you apart from cramps?

Afoma Aghadi
Afomachukwu

[Djifa🌻 @djifa_]

I agree

[𝐁𝐨𝐝𝐲'𝐨𝐟'𝐆𝐨𝐝💦 @Champagnediet1]

there should be a website where you can post your wishes and rich ppl who don't know what to do with their money can give you an anonymous gift🙂‍↔️🥹

[Djifa🌻 @djifa_]

And first daughter...

[ABUJA LANDLORD 🇳🇬 @Muhammadancopss]

If you’re a first son, I pray you make it in life🤲🏻

[Djifa🌻 @djifa_]

Amen...

[feyisayo 💸 @feyiszn]

That partner you've been hoping for is also hoping for you. May you two soon collide and build something that'll last forever.

[Djifa🌻 @djifa_]

I'll be be at your back you'll cover me like a shield

[Djifa🌻 @djifa_]

You sure you go come out??

[Just_Yemi @YemiFirstson]

When are we all going to go out to protest?

Like a total shutdown!!!!

Me I dan tire oh

[Djifa🌻 @djifa_]

My dad never stop playing "Ijoba orun..😊 I fell in love without knowing the artist

[Omotolani💞 @FabsTola]

The music your parents played growing up stays with you for the rest of your life.

Who else can relate ??

[Djifa🌻 @djifa_]

👏👏

[Djifa🌻 @djifa_]

@SeduceCleopatra On God...

[Djifa🌻 @djifa_]

@JustKingss Na for people wey don touch the 1M before sha

[Djifa🌻 @djifa_]

@theGIRLScare Oh Lord I still have a lot ...

[Djifa🌻 @djifa_]

@YumeKissl Weitin I dey find there???

[Djifa🌻 @djifa_]

@Toribabieegirl Sunmisola❤️

[Djifa🌻 @djifa_]

❤️❤️ a whole a lot with plenty smile of my face

[Djifa🌻 @djifa_]

The hustle continues

[Simons @Simon_Ingari]

Got my salary.
Paid the bills.
Send money to my parents.
Get my favorite food as a reward.
Broke again.

Waiting for next paycheck