Joshua Ondefoofer

sad and disturbed, Joshua hunts for food in the nearest dumpster.

[Joshua Ondefoofer @djjosho]

Looks like the lakers will lose, which is great. But at the expense of a thuggets win.

[Joshua Ondefoofer @djjosho]

Bears putting on a hospital out there.

[Joshua Ondefoofer @djjosho]

God damn it.

[Joshua Ondefoofer @djjosho]

@Whipmyhairstory keeeeeeeeeeeeth!

[Joshua Ondefoofer @djjosho]

swimming makes me feel like aquatic jesus

[Bill Simmons @BillSimmons]

This game is like watching two drunk uncles trying to play Madden on their nephew's PS3.

[Joshua Ondefoofer @djjosho]

I really dig when you just loom over me for extended periods

[Joshua Ondefoofer @djjosho]

The couch smells like sex

[Joshua Ondefoofer @djjosho]

So... A clown, a terrorist, a murder and a rapist all walk into a JC Penny. Store manager says, "we don't allow clowns in JC Penny.".

[Joshua Ondefoofer @djjosho]

My last girlfriend said I was like an animal in the sack. A parakeet.

[Joshua Ondefoofer @djjosho]

me too

[Joshua Ondefoofer @djjosho]

i'm clearly better at cycling than swimming. #igofortheview

[Joshua Ondefoofer @djjosho]

I've moved on to inventing imaginary girlfriends, and telling my actual friends all about them, like they're real people!

[Joshua Ondefoofer @djjosho]

I haven't been this pissed in a long time. Wish people could take a hint.

[Joshua Ondefoofer @djjosho]

Oh my god. In Utah, a stolen Jesus from a nativity scene makes the news.

[Joshua Ondefoofer @djjosho]

I love when the patriots are losing.

[Joshua Ondefoofer @djjosho]

The eagles are good. There. I said it. #NFL

[Joshua Ondefoofer @djjosho]

@moore_tomers I just love that fox allowed Seth what's his face to dominate sun programming with three shows that are exactly the same.

[Joshua Ondefoofer @djjosho]

I'm gonna go to the gap and fart a bunch.

[Joshua Ondefoofer @djjosho]

you guys are dicks