big fear haver🎃

lover of social justice and southern football | puns are intended unless otherwise specified | he/him

[big fear haver🎃 @djjuulgod]

Alright bye Twitter

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@tedcruz It does boggle the mind, why areas with higher populations would take more time to count votes…

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@qLxke_ My headcanon for this is it’s because Yoda is an incredibly old hermit living in isolation and Yaddle is a diplomat in a modern society, who learned the language more fluently

[big fear haver🎃 @djjuulgod]

That epic bacon Reddit moment where you’re about to fire 3,500 people

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@RepMTG Fentanyl exposure is not a joke people, my wife accidentally ingested a fentanyl-laced cookie and it caused her to cheat on me with her personal trainer! Fentanyl ruins families!

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@mystyphy @MeanDazzle @BarstoolSC @BarstoolUofSC Hilarious, that’s the exact word I’d use

[big fear haver🎃 @djjuulgod]

@Humble_Analysis It’s almost as if non-English speaking countries don’t usually Google in English

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Every time I hear anything about Overwatch 2 I become increasingly glad that when I first saw the announcement, I just decided I would not ever be playing it

[big fear haver🎃 @djjuulgod]

@BarstoolSC @BarstoolUofSC

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@BarstoolSC @BarstoolUofSC Well that can’t be right, California wasn’t even a part of the US for the first 4 decades of USC’s existence

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@benshapiro Can’t post clips of political debates, too busy burning cities with antifa and having premarital sex

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@MeanDazzle @BarstoolSC @BarstoolUofSC Huh, weird. Even by the most legalistic interpretation we win by 14 years

[big fear haver🎃 @djjuulgod]

If you’re going to oversimplify your logo this type of reveal should be obligatory

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@RonFunches 4090 is basically an enterprise GPU with gaming branding, very few normal users are going to see benefits proportional to the price increase

[big fear haver🎃 @djjuulgod]

Kinda funny how she encouraged his idiocy so he’d buy her husband’s failing social network and now that same idiocy is going to make him insolvent

[Candace Owens @RealCandaceO]

I do not like black people that have helped to build corporations having their entire lives threatened over comments that they themselves did not make.

What is happening to black commentators, podcasters, and radio hosts (I should call them out by name but I won’t) is wrong.

[big fear haver🎃 @djjuulgod]

Adidas should give all remaining Yeezy stock to homeless shelters, partially because it would do good but also because it would associate the brand with homeless people and Ye would hate that

[big fear haver🎃 @djjuulgod]

People are good, beer is great, God is crazy