Captain scooter

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[Captain scooter @djkayris]

Shaq is on my tv way too much

[Captain scooter @djkayris]

Thank you weed I can actually go to sleep tonight

[Captain scooter @djkayris]

Glad @Swagdad and @YoungMoneyMane cool again that shit wasn't cool seeing that shit unfold if it went any further I was gonna intervene

[Captain scooter @djkayris]

Oh u know them yes I do, so who are you supposed to be? I'm called walk away! Fa real really! *Then I just walk away

[Captain scooter @djkayris]

People don't care about you or your talents, they only care about who you know & how they can benefit from you instead of building with you

[Captain scooter @djkayris]

I really don't feel like putting any pants or shorts on but I gotta go outside to smoke smh

[Captain scooter @djkayris]

I really can't stand people that drink so much they act stupid. Shits annoying

[Captain scooter @djkayris]

My nephew was born with a Kid brucey B echo machine that doesnt have an on or off switch it just says turned up & all the way turned up

[Captain scooter @djkayris]

@FlyBoiJ u no me my nigga I keeps it fake. u look shitty & ask me how you look? I say the best I've ever seen u look, now keep eatin bricks

[Captain scooter @djkayris]

Hey man we're going to be late, nope we're on the list!😎 THE LIST & we're on it. Hey add another gram to that blunt cause we're on THE LIST!

[Captain scooter @djkayris]

This nigga ms burns called the tv the jumping box, or the picko gram lol

[Captain scooter @djkayris]

And these lil niggas be so doped up on pills they look like patients on old insane asylum picture reels, they smoke indica's and get hyper

[Captain scooter @djkayris]

How yall chicks nowadays drinkin patterns r stronger then the prohibition era drinkers. Cause those guys sipped henny these hoes take shots

[Captain scooter @djkayris]

And the winner for tonights Best tweet goes to... https://t.co/tyHP0mPUJZ

[Déjä Evette G. @Petite_N_Pretty]

Y'all hoes been working out for years yet you're still the same size 🤔

[Captain scooter @djkayris]

You always know your doing something right with your life when a curve ball gets thrown at you

[Captain scooter @djkayris]

I like Parliament, but not funkedlic

[Captain scooter @djkayris]

It's cold in the A today like I pride myself on talking shit on how us northern folks love the cold but I guess I'm losing my cold tolerance

[Captain scooter @djkayris]

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[Captain scooter @djkayris]

This shit serious I'd die for this Scorpio shit on my momma fuck niggas know what I'm talmbout

[Captain scooter @djkayris]

There's a Libra vs Scorpio party in the A tonight and I'm scraping any Libra I see real talk fuck niggas it's Scorpio season bitch deadass