DJ KHALED, PHD

We The Best Science. 🧪 Major Key 🗝️ Alerts for scientists. U of Miami, PhD, Florida KEYS CC. Follow back for follows. Parody: Connected to Khaled only in spirit

[DJ KHALED, PHD @djkhaledphd]

MAJOR DEGREE ALERT

THEY didn't want me to get my PHD. But I did. I found the keys.

WE THE BEST SCIENCE. We just getting started. I promise you.

[DJ KHALED, PHD @djkhaledphd]

@NobelPrize Obvious my friends. I’m looking forward to your early morning call. I worked all my life for this.

I’m asking everyone to call me Nobel from now on. DJ Nobel Khaled PHD.

WE THE BEST SCIENCE!!

[DJ KHALED, PHD @djkhaledphd]

@mandardhulubulu Congratulations your mind PLAYeD yourself!!!

Wait til my friend Luda sees this. His mind gonna be blown!!

We The Best Science!

[DJ KHALED, PHD @djkhaledphd]

@AndyVDSOlivier MAJOR PAPER ALERT!

You smart, you loyal, you grateful, you the best

Keep the bags FULL

Congrats!!

We The Best Science

[DJ KHALED, PHD @djkhaledphd]

@BuesJohannes bless up!

Another one.

[DJ KHALED, PHD @djkhaledphd]

ALL I DO IS WIN WIN WIN NO MATTER WHAT GOT PAPERS ON MY MIND I CAN NEVER GET ENOUGH AND EVERY TIME I GET UP ON A MANUSCRIPT EVERYBODY IMPACT GOES UP!!

Another one.

[Roel Bevers @rbvrs]

@djkhaledphd All you do is win! No matter what, got papers on yo mind!

[DJ KHALED, PHD @djkhaledphd]

Pay close attention to that feeling, trust your instincts. Doesn't matter how new or inexperienced you are, or how influential "they" are or what "they" have that you don't. Don't get distracted by the papers & data, don't ever think a "they" knows what's best for you MAJOR 🗝️

[DJ KHALED, PHD @djkhaledphd]

#phdlife
Young world, FIRST years: You gonna meet people in your dept/your field, who will befriend you & seem genuine. BUT watch out for the "they". The "they" vibe is a mess, & the "they" take all forms. You know that feeling in your gut when you meet someone who seems off?

[DJ KHALED, PHD @djkhaledphd]

@symondsh Bless up!

Another one.

[DJ KHALED, PHD @djkhaledphd]

@DaineseRiccardo bless up!

[DJ KHALED, PHD @djkhaledphd]

@rbvrs Bless up!

[DJ KHALED, PHD @djkhaledphd]

@YourPaperSucks MAJOR KEY Find out the "they". "They" are colleagues who don't want you to win. "They" don't want you to pub in C-N-S. "They" want more experiments. "They" want your interpretation toned down. "They" will pubblock you. Find them out & exclude them from review. We The Best Science

[DJ KHALED, PHD @djkhaledphd]

First years Go Haard!
Second years Go Haard!
Third years Go Haard!
Fourth years Go Haard!
Fifth years Go Haard!
Sixth years Go Haard!
Seventh years Go Haard!
Eighth years Go Haard!
Ninth years Go Haard!
Tenth Years Go Haard!
Never Surrender!
#phdlife

[DJ KHALED, PHD @djkhaledphd]

@NobelPrize We are waiting for your early morning call. When I pick up the phone I will say DJ Nobel Khaled speaking. "They" don't want me to win it. But I got the KEYS. You got to speak your wins into existence. Who The Best? We The Best Science.

[DJ KHALED, PHD @djkhaledphd]

MAJOR KEY Find out the "they". "They" are colleagues who don't want you to win. "They" don't want you to pub in C-N-S. "They" want more experiments. "They" want your interpretation toned down. "They" will pubblock you. Find them out & exclude them from review. We The Best Science

[DJ KHALED, PHD @djkhaledphd]

Live your life like DNA migrating in a gel: RUN FROM THE NEGATIVE TO THE POSITIVE

When you running towards the negative, you run right off the gel! Get the electrodes right.

Run in your lane on the pathway to more success. Major key.

We The Best Science

[DJ KHALED, PHD @djkhaledphd]

MAJOR KEY: When you speak it into existence it will happen. Right now I'm telling everyone my new aka is Nobel. Why? Because I'm going to be a Nobel Laureate. So when you greet me call me Nobel. This way everything will affirm. Speak your wins into existence!! We The Best Science