andre swagassi

[longstoryshort @itslngstryshrt]

how to dj -

dnb to bass house (the reverse!)

[andre swagassi @djlevek]

@itslngstryshrt @Jauzofficial Shiiiiit. You already know!

[longstoryshort @itslngstryshrt]

remember when that jauz rock the party song was THE joint?

well I flipped it into a banger

[longstoryshort @itslngstryshrt]

how to dj using the sync button

[longstoryshort @itslngstryshrt]

someone told me bass house is dead so I made more bass house

"burnin" out now :)

[longstoryshort @itslngstryshrt]

BURNIN out now

https://t.co/84JGVuAd0D

[longstoryshort @itslngstryshrt]

i do a cool dj routine on tiktok, get 5k views

random guy takes my exact mix, runs with it

500k views

i cry

[longstoryshort @itslngstryshrt]

since bass twitter canceled me last week for my lil dubstep ting

I also got a ton of accusations that this was pre - recorded...so here's a vid showin how I did it

enjoy and plz don't cancel me again...I'm just trying to push myself behind the decks and take risks! ❤‍🔥

[longstoryshort @itslngstryshrt]

just saw a 2 dollar cold brew in the kansas city airport

haven't seen a coffee that affordable since Billy was getting a blowie in the white house

[Chris Vanderveen (yep…me) @chrisvanderveen]

JUST IN - Judge decides not to dismiss charges against two officers accused of causing the death of Elijah McClain.

Trial continues.

[P.K. Subban @PKSubban1]

Cats out of the bag! Things got a little silly…You guys know I’m a jackass! 😂🤷🏿‍♂️

[P.K. Subban @PKSubban1]

Discrimination in hockey can take many forms. It’s not always obvious or in your face, but it’s there. Throughout my career, I’ve experienced it in many different ways from other players, fans, and even coaches. And that’s exactly what we’re working to change.

[veruca.salt @gotjamison]

*every guy at the bar when they see your nipples* “oh yea it’s cold in here huh”
BRO IMAGINE IF SOMEONE CALLED ATTENTION TO YOUR SHRIVELED PENIS WHEN YOU WERE COLD

[DJ Konflikt @MyFavoriteDJ]

Zuck: “Well congressman, during the Facebook outage the information you are asking about pertaining to (SOME REALLY BIG FUCKING THING) was deleted from our servers. Amongst a lot of other things, sorry about that.”

[SCHOOLBOY KU @djku]

Did it hurt? When you executed the most clever word play mix at the club and no one gave a shit.

[?st @questlove]

it’s like beating a dead horse but I been working 5 days straight so I haven’t had my @MSNBC intake—-but is ol boy out there in the world just livin’ eating fast foods & coming to answer questions on his own time? Or are they leaving no stone unturned as if I was dating her?

[ayoko na @_trollqueen]

a customer from LA told me my style gave him hope for the Bay Area
firstly, you will NOT disrespect the Yay like that
secondly, thank you, call me 😮‍💨

[andre swagassi @djlevek]

Oop

[ayoko na @_trollqueen]

someone tell me they didn’t buy the bag Filipino’s use to throw fresh fish and market goods into, for a couple G’s?????? just go to the palengke in the Philippines, and cop you 10 for $3 💀💀💀💀

[A DJ named AUDIO1 @djaudio1]

Cameron Paul. Legendary. 3 decades later, What he says truly makes sense. 🙏🙏

[andre swagassi @djlevek]

@_creampiecutie You see.. the way my bank account is set up...