Danielle Lydon

There's more to life than leg room

[Colm Lydon @DeputyLydon]

⁦@djlydon⁩ once again running for ⁦@TeamMR8⁩ always finding the Trophies!! Back in 2015 on the right and tonight on the Left!! Run Danielle Run!

[Danielle Lydon @djlydon]

@i_wanna_B_anya @thekelseyowens i just want to clarify that I don’t sleep in socks

[Danielle Lydon @djlydon]

@Da_jILLEST The only explanation: you’re a Lydon

[Danielle Lydon @djlydon]

Chocolate milk over ice always has been and always will be the answer to any and all questions/comments/concerns. Thank you for coming to my TEDtalk

[JeekJill @Da_jILLEST]

I don’t know how, I don’t know why but I’ve developed freckles on my cheeks over the past few months

So if I come home and you don’t recognize it’s because I’m absolutely adorable now

[Martin Richard Foundation @TeamMR8]

Remembering Martin ❤
June 9, 2004 - April 15, 2013

[Danielle Lydon @djlydon]

You aren’t a true cereal person if you don’t have a favorite cereal bowl

[Danielle Lydon @djlydon]

It is confirmed almost every single day that I am a nana inside a 25 year old’s body

[Danielle Lydon @djlydon]

Big ED by Ellen fan❤️😍 @TheEllenShow

[Danielle Lydon @djlydon]

Dropped my phone in the toilet for the first time yesterday...should’ve done it years ago for the jokes that come with it

[Danielle Lydon @djlydon]

My name is Danielle Lydon, and I don’t know my way around Milton Market

[Colm Lydon @DeputyLydon]

Future ⁦@NHLBruins⁩ Star (who is also My Niece) Deirdre Jean! was Pleased as Punch Today to Meet @BostonPolice Commissioner ⁦@BPDPCGross⁩ at ⁦@tdgarden⁩ and did her job to help Support First Responders at the ⁦@NHLBruins⁩ #BFIT First Responder Challenge!

[JeekJill @Da_jILLEST]

I don’t know how to explain this logically but are you guys ever too lazy to just wash your face so you take an entire shower??

[JeekJill @Da_jILLEST]

I genuinely thought I was getting used to living in the country side of Ireland then today I saw a man pull up to a funeral in a tractor and drive in the procession in said tractor and I’m back to square 1

[Danielle Lydon @djlydon]

When people say “I haven’t eaten all day”, they mean that they haven’t eaten all day...when I say it, I mean that food is not presently in my mouth and that’s a problem

[Danielle Lydon @djlydon]

@i_wanna_B_anya I knew the video would come out eventually #AtLeastHerPantsStayedOn

[Danielle Lydon @djlydon]

I do say “I love you” to my dad every night, but I’m also a sarcastic asshole who has to throw in a “LMK how that bleach tastes in your CPAP machine” just to keep him on his toes at night🥰

[Danielle Lydon @djlydon]

Note to self: treat yourself to a pedicure regularly....you never know when you’re gonna sprain your ankle and have doctors comment on the toes before they do the sprain 🤦🏼‍♀️

[Danielle Lydon @djlydon]

Now I’m picturing myself yelling after completing a task at work and I get the draw to the whole dramatics....carry on, kettle!

[Danielle Lydon @djlydon]

Kettles are so god damn dramatic...like, I get it hun, my water is boiled but that’s your friggen job so stop yelling 🙄