bimbo baggins

depressed houston sports fan & CEO of the Greg Abbott hate club

[Jack Freeman @jackfreeman]

Sophie was worried about biological males and couldn’t guard biological female ALL SEASON

Worried about the wrong balls.

[bimbo baggins @djmadyjuana]

Been craving nicotine like crazy lately. Only thing to do is restart stardew valley again

[Maggie Rogers @maggieerogers]

Casual fan friends think the postseason is a good opportunity to watch games with me. Trust me, you do not want to see me like that. You will not like what I become.

[bimbo baggins @djmadyjuana]

@HoustonTexans WAJ

[Mabintou @mabintou]

Lower, I want pear studs, a new tennis necklace & a matching bracelet!

[sara @seabbyy]

we used to wear open toe stilettos in the snow to go clubbing now the girlies are wearing pimple patches and jorts

[They Got Me @PaulTweetsRIP]

This could be a Turning Point in his career

[Killdozer @killdozer_tv]

You don’t need a job, you just need to make money

[noelle ♡ @fairymelodia]

Girl …… You Need A Shot Of B12

[Jemele Hill @jemelehill]

Jalen Hurts just knows how to win. That’s what it’s supposed to look like.

[prettyswirl @prettyswirl05]

women who eat men's a$$ need to be in a maximum security prison

[Lion (Flip you like…) @Champ_Lion]

Curry gonna hit a three and I'm gonna have to hear this bullshit going into the commercial

[This-Barbie-Be-Cooking @Vishi_Divine]

You know who is out here having casual sex? Husbands.

[femiiiiii. @femiiiszn]

i'm actually really fun once you get to know me (takes 2-3 years).

[jonas🍊 @0range0renthal]

If you're a man you either smoke or don't smoke. I can't stand to be around a 'drunk cigs' guy. That's a woman thing to do

[CHRYSALIS @CHRYS4LIS_]

they don’t know nothing abt this

[angel🪽 @bettyboopclinic]

it's DARE

[pinkie @pinkamaniaa]

the mold in my bathroom is feeding me information

[burgaism: the strategy of hypertension @C_hoffmanni]

Courage trying to explain that he was just chased by horrors beyond human comprehension to Eustace & Muriel