DJ Meens

Happily married to the empathetic husband (@trappleton) and loving mother of 2 kitty-gatos.

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@tinaramchandani @EaterNY whaaaaaaat Yaaaaas

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Like they'd reaaaaaaaally tell YOU #bitchpls https://t.co/OiX68aFu1C

[NYT Science @NYTScience]

World will not end next month, NASA says http://t.co/wbPauRR8WM

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I'm having a good existential crisis ya'll #jealous

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@myriadsupply heyyy #casinomyriad

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@myriadsupply heyyyy #casinomyriad :)

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@hollywoodgrrl 2 things I've taken away: 1. game of sister poon? and 2. dothrakis are way into early 90s rock http://t.co/JZSjHYIanu

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@hollywoodgrrl Girrrrrl, I got my parka on. Winter is sooo here! #ep1

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@hollywoodgrrl Winter is here. Popz ain't so PETA friendly #savethedirewolf

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@Apayan123 Hi, I hear you're looking for a PA- I'd love to meet with you and discuss. Thanks so much! http://t.co/NgrqmzievX #hardworking

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@trappleton @D0lllly_ "my bad, kids, dollu masi killed your homies"

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@trappleton @D0lllly_ girl, they'd be our pets! how am i gonna go to india when you at home turning billy & chicky into goat curry & briyani

[Russell Brand @rustyrockets]

I'm going to protest WBC founder Fred Phelps' funeral by attending and behaving in a dignified, respectful manner.

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Now that's what i call BbUtter

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Getting giddy @DominiqueAnsel cookie heaven count down has begun!

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@D0lllly_ girrrrrl where is my picture text?!

[Patton Oswalt @pattonoswalt]

Oh FUCK YES Bill Murray. I burst-wept when he invoked Ramis. #Oscars

[Albert Brooks @AlbertBrooks]

This is the first time I've ever seen Tyler Perry dressed as a man

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What is life if it's not a Gwenyth Paltrow movie... #Early90sExistentialProblem #GreatExpectations #MyhusbandisSooRatchet

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@D0lllly_ @trappleton girrrrl please, you know you're welcome anytime!

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@D0lllly_ @trappleton love you back! :) <3