Melvis🧢⬆️

Co-founder & Exec. Director of @FSTakeover. Polyjamorous DJ. Awesome kisser. Pat Sajak spun ME. 10-gallon blood donor. Opinions are my own.

[Melvis🧢⬆️ @djmelvis]

@gregvegas He’d draw quintuple-teams if he did.

[Melvis🧢⬆️ @djmelvis]

@HustleBitch_ Tell me you’ve never driven by Union Station without telling me you’ve never been by Union Station. Only fools ever fuel up there.

[crawf @crawf34]

the last time this nation was so captivated by the departure of a white man from dallas, they had to swear in LBJ on the plane ride out

[Mike Beauvais @MikeBeauvais]

In 1987, Harold Reynolds led the AL in steals with 60.

He was the only player other than Rickey Henderson to lead the AL in steals in the ‘80s.

Rickey only played 95 games and stole 41 in 1987.

He called Harold after the season to “congratulate” him.

[Melvis🧢⬆️ @djmelvis]

@wyshynski @SanJoseSharks Point 3 is unassailable. Terrific analogy. 👏

[Melvis🧢⬆️ @djmelvis]

@gregvegas CHASM. Knocking out consonants first is almost always the better gambit.

[Melvis🧢⬆️ @djmelvis]

@AndrewPolec Welcome to the Wheel alumni fam! 🙌🏾 (Watching the ep on replay.)

[Melvis🧢⬆️ @djmelvis]

@ThomasBuckets78 @FIukaMagic @threadreaderapp unroll

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@gregvegas

[Molly Morrison @mollyhannahm]

joe biden:

[Melvis🧢⬆️ @djmelvis]

@HEPHNERJEFF EVERY. (Well, except rerun Fridays sometimes.)

BTW, missing you after watching tonight’s ep. 😢 You’re the best, man. 🙌🏽

[santana grant @santagclaus_]

The presidential election in 2024 #Debates2024

[Melvis🧢⬆️ @djmelvis]

@thatboiharley @SlapHuntr He does! @AdamKrueger. 🙂

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@gregvegas @SeanTPendergast Cop no-selling Sweet Shin Music adds to this.

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@EmmaTolkin I never thought two of my fave shows could intersect like this but here we are. This is stellar work. 👏🏽

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@TheC432 @barstoolsports As someone who was in the audience, I can confirm it was 25% exaggerated pearl clutching gasps and 75% uncontrollable laughter. It’s a miracle no one leaked the blooper online until tonight. 😂

[Melvis🧢⬆️ @djmelvis]

Fun fact: I was in the audience for this last month. Thank goodness post-production didn’t ruin this moment.

[Melvis🧢⬆️ @djmelvis]

@ErikWelleweerd @David_Jagneaux @timeextension64 This is the correct answer, even though the Takedown soundtrack might have a slight edge over Revenge.