𝙶𝚗𝚊𝚛𝚕𝚢 𝚁𝚊𝚎 𝙹𝚎𝚙𝚜𝚎𝚗

“you ain’t gotta like me, you just mad cause i tell it how it is and you tell it how it might be.” Inquiries: [email protected]

[𝙶𝚗𝚊𝚛𝚕𝚢 𝚁𝚊𝚎 𝙹𝚎𝚙𝚜𝚎𝚗 @djmiked]

ADHD DJ TIP: when you’re halfway to the club, really ask yourself

“did i not only LOCK but SHUT my door properly?”

if you’re even 1% unsure, make sure to drive back and check because if not your stuff will get stolen and your cats will leave the house

[𝙶𝚗𝚊𝚛𝚕𝚢 𝚁𝚊𝚎 𝙹𝚎𝚙𝚜𝚎𝚗 @djmiked]

Robo wants an oreo

[Ryan @ThisIsKodiak]

The full 1987 film RoboCop rendered as the Cracker Barrel logo. Because nothing matters.

[𝙶𝚗𝚊𝚛𝚕𝚢 𝚁𝚊𝚎 𝙹𝚎𝚙𝚜𝚎𝚗 @djmiked]

i think this actually happened and this city is fuming (i’ve been on a plane and just landed)

[WizKay @WizKayTV]

The Cleveland Browns made this entire city tolerate/watch Deshaun Watson for the last 3 seasons. If they got everybody excited for Travis Hunter just to trade out of the pick……… I will lose it

[𝙶𝚗𝚊𝚛𝚕𝚢 𝚁𝚊𝚎 𝙹𝚎𝚙𝚜𝚎𝚗 @djmiked]

“you’re playing edits meanwhile i’m in the club whispering in your girl’s ear” or something like that 😂😂😂😂 #whisperrizzzzzzzz

[A DJ named AUDIO1 @djaudio1]

@djesentrik @djjpogi @SpydaTEK Reminds me of @djmiked and his classic whisper producer/DJ tags on his edits. Simple, yet, effective.

[𝙶𝚗𝚊𝚛𝚕𝚢 𝚁𝚊𝚎 𝙹𝚎𝚙𝚜𝚎𝚗 @djmiked]

@Ableton multi-selecting items without using a “blocked”/square system that selects extra unwanted things

pitch of items using a keyboard command

…

OH. things that have helped not things i need.

[𝙶𝚗𝚊𝚛𝚕𝚢 𝚁𝚊𝚎 𝙹𝚎𝚙𝚜𝚎𝚗 @djmiked]

@RamonPang are… are you seriously asking? i feel like this is a troll post

[𝙶𝚗𝚊𝚛𝚕𝚢 𝚁𝚊𝚎 𝙹𝚎𝚙𝚜𝚎𝚗 @djmiked]

800 bucks?

PASS

[𝙶𝚗𝚊𝚛𝚕𝚢 𝚁𝚊𝚎 𝙹𝚎𝚙𝚜𝚎𝚗 @djmiked]

any time i can go from @djchuckie to @Metallica is a good time.

[𝙶𝚗𝚊𝚛𝚕𝚢 𝚁𝚊𝚎 𝙹𝚎𝚙𝚜𝚎𝚗 @djmiked]

why is it that when a band plays levitating it’s ok but i think about playing it and i damn near kill myself

[𝙶𝚗𝚊𝚛𝚕𝚢 𝚁𝚊𝚎 𝙹𝚎𝚙𝚜𝚎𝚗 @djmiked]

bc that damn hawk tuah is all over them place

[𝙶𝚗𝚊𝚛𝚕𝚢 𝚁𝚊𝚎 𝙹𝚎𝚙𝚜𝚎𝚗 @djmiked]

PANNK

[Big Boss @LordBalvin]

BRO MAX HOLLOWAY CALLED GAETHJE FOR A STAND AND BANG IN THE LAST 10 SECONDS AND FUCKING FOLDED HIM

THEY BOTH POPPED THEIR ULTS AND JUST STARTED SWINGING THIS IS THE MOST BEAUTIFUL VIOLENCE IVE EVER SEEN https://t.co/SmhZrVGkWs

[𝙶𝚗𝚊𝚛𝚕𝚢 𝚁𝚊𝚎 𝙹𝚎𝚙𝚜𝚎𝚗 @djmiked]

*me, who has played back that as up 45 minutes ago*

“excuse me can you play back that ass up?”

me: i played it 45 minutes ago

[𝙶𝚗𝚊𝚛𝚕𝚢 𝚁𝚊𝚎 𝙹𝚎𝚙𝚜𝚎𝚗 @djmiked]

i’m just a lunchtime guy living in it we’re still only serving breakfast world.

[𝙶𝚗𝚊𝚛𝚕𝚢 𝚁𝚊𝚎 𝙹𝚎𝚙𝚜𝚎𝚗 @djmiked]

@Ableton, fix your 12 vst folder view to what it was before.

this all plugins all at once in one directory is ASS.

[Jody Plauché @jplauche]

It was 10 Leap Years ago today that my karate teacher and kidnapper, Jeff Doucet, was arrested for aggregated kidnapping. It would only be 16 days away before my father, Gary Plauche, would shot and kill him in front of a TV News Camera! 40th Anniversary

[𝙶𝚗𝚊𝚛𝚕𝚢 𝚁𝚊𝚎 𝙹𝚎𝚙𝚜𝚎𝚗 @djmiked]

best photo i’ve ever taken. @cratehackers tonight 🫡

Tonight, 1/9 @5pm Pacific: Don't miss our Open Format mixing workshop on Zoom with remixer/editor @djmiked - hosted by
@cratehackers Link: https://t.co/PhlWsslJPx

[𝙶𝚗𝚊𝚛𝚕𝚢 𝚁𝚊𝚎 𝙹𝚎𝚙𝚜𝚎𝚗 @djmiked]

@CatManCed @CurtissKing was @Flipout

[𝙶𝚗𝚊𝚛𝚕𝚢 𝚁𝚊𝚎 𝙹𝚎𝚙𝚜𝚎𝚗 @djmiked]

@Cutswell bc you can juice the spins and it’s (basically) just the fcc law. their original way of keeping it fair

[𝙶𝚗𝚊𝚛𝚕𝚢 𝚁𝚊𝚎 𝙹𝚎𝚙𝚜𝚎𝚗 @djmiked]

@DJMarkCutz_